panickin skywalker
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I’m the nicest asshole you’ll never meet
Dr. Oz: “One nice thing about this administration is you might not like us, but you're gonna get our version of the truth.”(2026)
“Free condoms?? What would I tell my kids if they saw those????” Probably like “That’s something for grown-ups” if they’re prepubescent, or “Those are barriers to make some kinds of sex safer” if they’re a teenager. Just be matter-of-fact and developmentally appropriate. Jeez
Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table
Pam Bondi’s portrait has already been taken off the Justice Department walls and dumped in the trash, in photo obtained by MS Now. (ms.now/news/pam-bondi…)
Reminder: Pam Bondi did this for NOTHING
me at 3 am fighting the urge of masturbating or be a good person
“Destino não existe” Jokic e Wembanyama:
I voted for Trump 3 times. At this point everything Trump says is a lie.
Pam Bondi rn
She Hulk’s ass clapping while twerking was the death knell.
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith: "Do I believe I would take Gavin Newsom out? Yes, I do. Do I believe I would go against Kamala and beat her? Yes, I do." "I think I’d beat MOST of the Democratic Party. Because there’s too much dancing — and I don’t dance." @DailyCaller
Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
Mossad was paying Future to rap about Israeli bitches
How did Higuruma know the technique is called "Domain Expansion"? 🤔
Wake up babe, a new Iran movie trolling Pete Hegseth just dropped
El Nick Fury que nos dieron / el que debieron habernos dado.
>The protagonist is male >There are no black people >There are no homosexuals >The main romance is heterosexual If your movie meets these standards it will be vilified by the media.
