drow ranger

too much meat

I do not want measles. Just wtf.

uwu

#hellastorm is #hellanuts

Power outage going on 6 hours now. Wah.

Good job @UPS. Package left South SF this morning and is in West Sac now. That totally makes sense because the delivery address is in SF.

o___o should've figured out the phone situation sooner

Well that was close. Did not realize I needed a visa for my trip to Istanbul that I'm leaving for in 8 hours. Thank goodness for e-visa.

underachieving takes lots of practice

Yikes.

After 2 months I still don't have a headset.

holy crap coherence was a freaking amazing movie

i think i have a sleep-shopping problem

1 down... infinity more to go

things could be worse, things could be better. story of my life.

@cgiven omg

There's FINALLY a Prime Instant Video app but my phone doesn't support it :( :( :(

haters everywhere

THE HUNT IS ON

poodles are majestic beings