Young link

he wanna call me mommy so i yelled at him about the stack of dishes on his nightstand

Twin peaks is best consumed in complete sensory isolation. Lights off, laptop right in front of your face, headphones ON

I dont think anything is funny anymore. :(

Sorry bossa dancefloor i ate an entire head of cauliflower for dinner

Bosc pear, 3 dates, more coffee,

Im in my buy-a-rotisserie-chicken era

why is everyone 23 y/o

...i just watched a girl do 29 – 0 on her phone calculator

GO FUCK ON A REGULAR BITCH IN YOUR AREA CODE

Enough w the beat drops joey beltram!

Just electrocuted myself a lil

uber is paid for, candy in my bag, AND a bracelet????yo i love being single...

I miss living next to the islamic center on wyckoff...blessed my ears every evening

Warm sprite hits

Its okay to work on ableton in bed

HOOBASTANK - THE REASON (COVER)

I say hi to the wheelie delivery robots. I dont discriminate

@perrnaa I will fart wherever

why fart on the train? why?

Im fed tf up w this film crew taking all the parking and they still have a couple more weeks. Do u think if I presented them with a solid argument they would start feeding me