Dean Rocco

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

How it felt introducing your college friends to ur home friends

Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston reunite 17 years after #MalcolmInTheMiddle ended twitter.com/MajorDcp/statu…

Christmas alone boutta be lit as fuck 💯 (I hope everyone on earth gets wiped out)

I am not a protected veteran and I am not disabled.

A film adaption of ‘THE ALCHEMIST’ is in the works. Jack Thorne (‘Enola Holmes’) is set to write the script.

Jk haha!

I’m gonna jump off the nearest tall building!!!

I can really come on here and say anything and nobody would notice it’s crazy

The things I would do to hear all the right moves by one republic on a 4th gen iPod classic for the first time are inhumane

我爱你

If you’re reading this, ur ugly

I feel like I can finally cook

Yo chat how do I feel real again?

what did you people do to him😭

What is the world coming to

I dissociated a long ass time ago ur not even talking to Dean anymore bruh 💀

Wish I had the fuckin men in black memory tool bruh

By the time I’m famous they’re gonna be able to put me in jail for the shit I’ve tweeted

But it was definitely a enemies to lovers story in the end 🥰 (I ended up fucking the pillow)

Like fr I would beat the shit out of that thing

Did anyone else have a designated pillow for practicing WWE moves?