Danger Raffe

@thingstodoberry make sure you hit up the Ritz Theatre in #Newberry

What is Going on today @thingstodoberry

My old lady only made dinner for herself last night because I didn't do the dishes. I always got oodles of noodles on deck though. #lockout

Up down up down left right left right B A B A select start for two players. #thecode

The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses.

I am glad that #keds aren't just made for kids. Fresh to death.

Can anyone help me beat this electric seaweed level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? #nintendo

http://plixi.com/p/93025057 bout to take a Saturday afternoon cruise in my convertible truck. #hihaters

@amandahesser New York City.

#weneedacurefor stank breathe

You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

I have the power! #masters of the universe

I hope that #elvis the pelvis didn't have a brother named Enis.

Fresh shave, hit all belt loops, socks match each other, didn't spill my coffee, made it to work on time. As close as I will come to #jimmer

#liespeopletell that's my girlfriend's eye liner. I should have taken it out of my gym bag. #smh

Mustaches conjure up a few feelings: creepy, manly, and sleazy. I like to think mine creates jealousy.

@EmperessDevine I used to look and feel like Doug Funny now I look and feel like Jon Arbuckle. #lasagna

Retweet if you know what racecar spelled backwards is. #riddle for #bob spelled backwards

Keeping up with the Andrettis is way harder than keeping up with the Joneses. #fast

I don't like digital newspapers. It is very hard to make a pirate hat out of an #ipad plus there is one less thing to do with my #sillyputty