emma 🌸

i’ve got a frighteningly specific type

hey besties, i started a business! check it out and tell your jewelry loving friends ;)

offering my services as a tumblr native to any who need a culture and language guide

dryer sheets are like the bay leaves of laundry

cutting a sewing pattern out for someone is a love language

working through job related frustration by printing 48-page sewing patterns on the office printer

Shout out to the crowd at the Atlanta pride parade for being dead silent as the Atlanta police department section rolled by

“i’m a good seamstress” i keep repeating to myself with tears in my eyes, trying desperately to sew an armhole seam in a lined garment

convinced you guys made this ned fella entirely up i’ve literally never heard of this man in my life and i’ve been Online online for over a decade

every single workplace is just a miserable little pile of acronyms

found out incidentally that one of my fav cardiologists will note cool or unusual socks on patients in the physical exam section of consult notes

@YoItsSpidey how does it feel knowing your tits were the queens phylactery

cant believe that my tits were the things keeping the queen alive,, im so powerful. (i was under for 4-5 hours yesterday, woke up, and was told that the queen had died when i had gotten my phone back.)

a beautiful baby girl named Elevated Troponins

can we use this golden opportunity to repatriate the entire british national museum while they aren’t looking

pls pray for me tomorrow, i work with elderly people and facebook moms

yeah no dude i love living in georgia in september. especially a fan of going outside before the sun rises. my idea of a good time is dodging 8-10 spiderwebs with resident arachnids bigger than i am when going to work

so many nexus tit mods, not enough ass mods

i desperately want a better call saul show but with reigen arataka

@ali_feron literally like where’s the rep for us ladies with anger issues that we went to therapy about instead of generalizing them as just a biological inevitability? (not to mention the gross gender essentialism intrinsic in that kind of binary thinking)

@druidfalls The first episode literally explains how she’s always angry and able to control her emotions because of it and OP decided that it wasn’t enough💀

Having your @ be cumlasgna and posting a thread on why a woman can’t be a Hulk is flabbergasting