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@ComedyClub4Kids @VanderLaugh Perfect antidote for jaded parents. Ben hosted brilliantly. Really enjoyed all the acts, including the children who needed no encouragement! Loved it all. Thank you.

Ben @VanderLaugh has found a kid who plays the drums, two who play guitar, and one VERY KEEN to say they play the hamster. Sure. SURE.

Edinburgh! Today's line-up sees Ben @VanderLaugh MCing Japanese comedian @YurikoComedy, musical stand-up David Hoare, and Aussie comic / character / silly billy (he's hard to categorise) @JoshGlanc. Join us! 🎪 @AssemblyFest Piccolo 🕓 4:25pm 🎟️ 2-for-1 tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/comed…

Nigel farage wants you to think that Britain has an immigration problem. It doesn't. Britain had a problem with millionaires hoarding wealth, egged on by politicians and the press. Britain has a problem with racism. Britain has a @Nigel_Farage problem. RT if you agree.

@kateferguson4 Arggggggggggg….. 🤷

Some anger and many raised eyebrows at the number of new Labour MPs appointed to front bench positions before they have even made their maiden speeches!

@DaftLimmy Really large glasses. 😟

@NotThatHughes Mystic Mug.. #GotTTO #Labour

Spare a thought for #LauraKuenssberg at this difficult time

Boebert says she wants the 10 Commandments displayed in every classroom in America “because we need morals back in our nation.”

@ElliotHammerSR @RishiSunak

Rishi is bringing the audience around! An actual BBC audience! Bravo @RishiSunak 👏👏

“David Cameron has insisted the Conservatives can win the next general election.”

@lucynorris1 … I can see the city light.. my heart going Boom-boom-boom..

Salisbury Crags from Calton Hill

@SoozUK Thought you were having a very long hiatus… started seeing tweets again this week..

Dabney Coleman. A superb actor in an exclusive club of 2 who have played both a policeman & murderer in Columbo. Columbo’s loyal sergeant in ‘Double Shock’ & a killer in ‘Murder of a Rock Star’…. also notable by a toe-curling cameo from Little Richard. #geeknerd @columbophile

Stephen King graciously offered to sign 50 copies of this issue when it is published later this summer. Sunday night, I will pick one random winner to receive a signed copy. Just have to Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!

Have a smashing Sunday everyone. World Laughter Day, who knew? #BankHolidayWeekend

‘Hearing the West Midlands could be very, very close with Tory insiders predicting a surprise victory despite losing in what would be a huge boost for Rishi Sunak. Lots of jitters in the Parker celebration party right now’

@mattgreencomedy Hall & not enough Voates. 🙋🏼‍♂️…

Hall? Pass.

@kateferguson4 Keep shilling.. stopped clock etc.. #Nostradoofus #GTTONow

BREAKING They have found hundreds more votes for Andy Street at the West Midlands count, sources tell me This could go down to the wire. There could just be a few hundred votes in it. Around 3 million Brits are eligible to vote in the election.

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaa etc Susan is taking it as well as expected. Lunatic.

@Beathhigh Meadows!… until the sun disappeared behind a massive cloud and the temperature dropped to -10. Enjoy.

Athens street scene…

@deathofbuckley Said exactly that this week.. 10th in the queue, everyone asking for latte and double filled baguettes.. my boy hankering for a lowly sausage roll.