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@WestHam_Central Next Sunday he gets revenge on you for your snarky curse by sending you to the Championship. Pure Karma

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

Coming from a fan of a club that admitted CHEATING for decades that is particularly rich 😂. Even the great Manure and Lolpool teams of the 1976-2013 era had several snorefests per season. Arsenal’s set piece record this season is a small part of their success - granted it has given us an advantage but on the other hand we’ve been hard done by with VAR compared to say City. Funny how everyone was rushing to praise City these last few weeks but have now reverted to poopooing Arsenal for potentially seeing them off with their second wind. I can definitely see City crumbling under the pressure on Monday and then again next Saturday, leaving Arsenal to once again win it in front of their own fans on 18th.

In years to come, absolutely nobody will look back on this season and remember a single game that Arsenal have won. Never seen such an undeserving team to be at the top of the table with the most boring football we have ever seen. Embarrassing small club #ARSFUL

@Jpod_art Certainly accurate - he has been fucking Liberty bigly for many years. At least this time he can argue more convincingly that he is depicted as a doctor. Perhaps this is how the Antichrist comes into the world?

wtf

@_JackAvfc And what if West Ham lose at Brentford? Forest would still have 3 pts and a better GD over the Hammers even if they lost to Chelsea. And you’d have a genuine chance of fluffing CL.

Rest the whole starting 11 v Spurs, let Spurs win and get within 2 points of Forest & West Ham might even be level on points with Forest at that point. CL in the League is wrapped up just make sure Forest have their mind on other things

Most statesmen would infer they were in awe of what these American heroes have done but not ole Donny. He must be the greatest at everything, no matter how absurd, and everyone has to be told about it at great length. This effective belittling of others’ achievements is part of a deeply ingrained narcissistic trait that shames him and America. However, we should take this opportunity to indulge his narcissism and make him the first man on Mars. As the most belligerent POTUS in modern history he would be the ideal candidate for President of the god of war planet - it’s even the same colour as his cap. He can take Hegseth, Vance, RFK Jr and Miller as his minions - heck I’d even contribute to the cost and I’m not even a US taxpayer.

Not AI. Not SNL. Meeting the Artemis II astronauts, Trump claimed he’s physically “very, very good” and fit to be an astronaut: “I would have had no trouble making it. I’m physically very, very good.” How is this real life?

@realMaalouf No matter how evil the guy is there’s no excuse for that level of police brutality. He didn’t pose a threat from where he was and all they needed to do was get him to drop the knife and cuff him.

The Muslim community in the UK is outraged at the way police detained the 45-year-old Muslim immigrant who stabbed two Jewish people in London this morning. According to them, officers used excessive force in a ‘dehumanizing’ and ‘Islamophobic’ manner.

First of all this roast was recorded several days before the attempted assassination and secondly it clearly is aimed at the fact that Trump is so old and unwell that he could die of natural causes at any moment (and that Melania hates him sufficiently to fondly anticipate that event. Given that she doesn’t even live with him let alone sleep with him that is a reasonable comic angle. I shouldn’t have to explain this to you MAGA dumdums but here we are. Obviously many of you deliberately misinterpret the sketch to make political capital but is it really a good look for USA for the FCC to act as Trump’s attack dog when he is personally offended?

Lighten up, you tight-arsed fascist. It’s called COMEDY. Dozens of celebrities have happily been roasted in a more vicious way over the years and NONE have complained, let alone called for firings. You and your disgusting dear leader are truly the most thin-skinned predators to walk the earth.

Jimmy Kimmel addresses calls for him to be fired by First Lady Melania and President Donald Trump, claims his “expectant widow joke” was about their age difference, not assassination. Regardless of his intent, he was joking about the President dying and Melania being happy about it, which does not belong on taxpayer-funded airwaves. Kimmel also now admits there is a good argument for building The White House ballroom after the shooting.

He’s right about Trump, though. It’s just that killing someone you disagree with, even a monster like Trump, is not the right way to go about addressing the problem. Impatience with the democratic process, which is still working as far as I can tell, is a leftist trait. Just make sure your voices are heard in November.

@CynicalPublius He’s not smart

Cole Allen is the Dunning-Kruger Assassin. Allen is not some random nut job from the fringes of society. He’s a very articulate graduate of Caltech, which means he has a high degree of native intelligence. He’s in the education profession. He is on BlueSky. He goes to No Kings protests. He’s your basic rank-and-file Democrat. But it’s that high native intellect that led him astray. The Dunning-Kruger Effect is, at its simplest level, people thinking they know more that they do. People who are high achievers in one area often mistakenly believe their native abilities make them experts in all areas. So you get a super-smart guy like Allen, he excels in one narrow area, and extrapolates that excellence into thinking he knows more than he does in other areas. He goes into Blue Sky, he goes to No Kings protests, and he is easily swayed into believing all of the insane, violent lies those sorts of intellectual cesspools foster. All of a sudden this computer science expert is a national political policy expert too, except that latter expertise is derived from insane propaganda. The man with the intellectual skill to write code is not smart enough to recognize when he himself has fallen prey to propaganda, so he KNOWS that Donald Trump is Hitler and must be stopped. And when you KNOW that someone is Hitler, what’s the right thing to do? That’s what is so scary at this very moment—the sheer number of ostensibly educated Democrats who KNOW so many things are “true" that are actually so very, very untrue. In many ways, Cole Allen is just an average Democrat, and like most average Democrats, he fell prey to credentialism and Dunning-Kruger. But Cole took it to the next level; let’s pray more do not.

@BulwarkOnline Does the moron not know how journalism or due process, for that matter, works? Would he call a barrister, reading out evidence at a trial a “horrible person” for saying something that defames him? Methinks he doth protest too much.

O'Donnell: "The so-called manifesto is a stunning thing to read…He writes this quote…'I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands in his crimes.'" Trump: "I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're horrible people…I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. I'm not a pedophile…I was totally exonerated. Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones who were involved with, let's say, Epstein or other things…You should be ashamed of yourself reading that, because I'm not any of those things and I was never…You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes. You're a disgrace. Go ahead, let's finish the interview. You're disgraceful."

@cb_doge @elonmusk Bullshit. The only person who actually shot at Trump was Thomas Matthew Crooks, a registered Republican voter.

"Left wing violence is the problem in America. Charlie Kirk was murde*ed by a left wing radical. President was almost kil*ed. We have a real crisis where there are far too many left wing people who don't want to disagree, but want to try kill their fellow citizens" 一 JD Vance

@RepNancyMace Why? He’s a murderous psychopath. As well as a narcissistic, perverted, thieving bully. He deserves anything that happens to him.

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@SpursOfficial Well done, Tottenham. Lost your best two players to injury but still pulled it out of the fire. Although I don’t want you to go down (despite being a Gunner) I do want you in a position where you have to pray that we beat West Ham in a fortnight, even if it wins us the EPL.

An important win in Wolverhampton 🖤

@Lea_EFC Arsenal will win 3-0. No wind today = less panicking. Also Ramsdale in goal for Newcastle.

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League today….🤔

There is a precedent for this. In 1992 Denmark replaced Yugoslavia at the Euros and then went and won it! Of course Denmark were runners up to Yugoslavia in qualifying so perhaps Uzbekistan should take Iran’s place. Mind you, if anyone should be banned from WC2026 it’s USA, who are the most dishonourable hosts ever - the first to be actively engaged in a war of aggression at the time of the tournament.

A United States government official is urging President Donald Trump to replace Iran with Italy at the World Cup this summer, according to the Financial Times 🗣️

@latfash Grok thinks Arsenal will win the league with between 81-83 points to City’s 79-81. I’ve always said that Grok was the best LLM!

If Arsenal win their next two Premier League matches by at least 5 goals, it’s over for Manchester City. For example Arsenal 2-0 Newcastle Arsenal 3-0 Fulham These results are about 90% possible.

We should be asking you! Cheatski on losing their second manager of the season and goalless in five consecutive premier league defeats. And going out of the cup on Sunday for sure. But then you’re used to five and 0 whitewashes, aren’t you? Come back when we’ve won both the EPL and UCL and ask us again and we’ll give you some real sledging.

Morning Arsenal fans. How's your Thursday?

@gooner145 The West Ham scorer that night was Leroy Rosenior, Liam’s dad. That family has contributed more to Arsenal (what with the League Cup semi and our home league win) than many gunners players.

Tonight's game reminds me so much of Liverpool v West Ham in 1989. We knew we had to beat Liverpool but the more goals Liverpool scored in this game the more we would have to win by at Anfield. They won 5-0!! Let's hope it's not the same tonight

@mfc_mrpage Unlike 23/34 City don’t have Spurs and West Ham to roll over for them. Apart from Burnley their opponents all have a good reason to try to win or at least draw if they want European football.

If Manchester City beat Burnley tomorrow and move to the top of the table, the sad reality is that the premier league this season will be over.

@TheFootyFeed It’s the “should have been me” mentality - noting that Arsenal don’t have any all timers on their roster so don’t deserve to be the “chosen ones” to succeed City as dominant. Plain old-fashioned jealousy. Just keep eating it, we’ll still be champions come May 24th.

Why do you think this is the case 🤔