Drums Eat Everything

@licha152547114 @EJ_United @sampilger Where are we in the xG league table and where do we need to finish for champs league?

@EJ_United @sampilger Its not pointless the above stats measure your teams performance which we can be put in a data form and put up a performance table to see who is the best team performances wise in the league

Manchester United were happy to keep a manager who finished 15th last season, but there are now doubts about keeping a manager whose form since taking over has him in 1st position?

What a cesspit this once valuable app has become. I will leaving it to the racist paedo apologists and bots to argue amongst themselves and migrate where the sky is blue. Farewell, you were so much better as Twitter 👋

@Therichardralph @iamcobbina Putting his own twist on the classic? Really hope he shares his recipe

@drumsnomnom @iamcobbina With egg?

£29 for all essentials for the week That includes 30 free range eggs, 3KG of chicken drumsticks, 1.5KG of lean beef mince I have bananas, rice and potatoes at home. If I bought it today the shopping will be under £40 Do you understand?

@Therichardralph @iamcobbina Tomato drumsticks and tomato mince

@iamcobbina What meals you cooking?

@UTDAlex8 What in the Poundland is this “Paul Scholes” all about

Manchester United fans, who should stand up for Bruno Fernandes to sit?

@MoJGovUK Hi MOJ, are you Donald, are you Donald, ARE YOU DONALD IN DISGUISE

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@George_Osborne Hi, a personal response, who fucking cares

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@Kyle_Zorn @ZohranKMamdani Buy yourself 6,000 lottery tickets and get yourself out of this hell hold you absolute fucking tent am I right

Be completely honest in this situation: You live in the United States, specifically NYC, where prices for everything are out of control. There is a higher allocation of "support tickets" and you receive a four-pack of $60 tickets. The market for these tickets is $600 - $800. You're a big fan, but you know you can sell these tickets for a $2,000 profit. This $2K can pay for your rent, medical bills, etc. What are you doing?

A $60 "supporter ticket" for 1.6% of seats isn't enough. Not when FIFA just set the highest ticket prices in World Cup history. Thousands spoke up demanding that this be a tournament that New Yorkers can afford. Here's what we actually need: end dynamic pricing, cap resale prices, and set aside 15% of tickets for local fans at a discount. The beautiful game must be for everyone.

@CoffeeLover_pm @ZohranKMamdani No tickets for bellends would be a good place to start

@ZohranKMamdani Prices are high but that's because there are more people who want to watch the match than the number of seats available. So, how do you decide who deserve to get a seat and who doesn't? High prices are unfortunately the fairest mechanism

@N84773Novak @norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity Thank you for banging both of your brain cells together and clarifying this

@drumsnomnom @norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity Yes many stupid people reduce things to an idiotic argument point and pretend it has any meaning.

Israel committing genocide

@EYakoby drive.google.com/drive/folders/… This is pre done strike on baby formula but hopefully ok?

There are hundreds of videos of drum circles on the Gaza flotilla, but zero videos of any aid on the boats. It was all a PR stunt.

@N84773Novak @x_rondo1 @norilope1 @IrishUnity @grok Solid research basis 🫡

@x_rondo1 @drumsnomnom @norilope1 @IrishUnity @grok what is the daily wage of a construction worker in the underground of london compared to a construction worker in Gaza.

@x_rondo1 @N84773Novak @norilope1 @IrishUnity 😂

@drumsnomnom @N84773Novak @norilope1 @IrishUnity Fictional tunnels are cheaper

@N84773Novak @norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity Ok phew. Thank god they’re busy seizing baby formula in international waters 🙏🏻 x

@drumsnomnom @norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity Oh I’m sorry I forget stupid people sometimes read my posts. I didn’t mean they literally built the London Underground. I did try and make that clear. It hasn’t eluded the IDF. They have now secured most of it and that’s how we know the scale of its size.

@N84773Novak @norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity It would take decades, and between £100B - £150B to build the London Underground from scratch (in peacetime conditions). How did Hamas manage to achieve such an amazing engineering achievement and how does it continue to elude the IDF?!

@norilope1 @x_rondo1 @IrishUnity Urban warfare is impossible when the enemy have tunnel networks the size of London Underground with the sole purpose of killing Israeli forces. And the fact Hamas will, as they always have, use the people of Gaza as shields makes it even worse. Apparently I’m the buffoon 🙄

@MacBookProAR @jacksonhinkle Palestinian children did not attack Isreal on October 7th and p.s. Isreal started their land grab along time before that…

@jacksonhinkle They didn’t have to attack Israel. Probably would have saved a lot of lives.

This is not a war. This is genocide.

@ViriliterageSDG @jacksonhinkle Millitary precision was very different 80 years ago, wasn’t it? No amount of “what about-ism” will ever justify using toddlers as target practice or delibertely and systematically assassinating civilians. Prick.

@jacksonhinkle Tokyo 1945, London 1945 - As Sherman stated, war is hell.

@KavehAFarzad @henrywinter Common sense + appointing a failed Sunderland manager in the same sentence. Are you ok

Ruben Amorim’s supporters argue that it is not the system that's at fault, it’s individual players not doing their jobs or simply making mistakes. But the system clearly doesn’t help them. Forcing centre-backs like Harry Maguire to play a high-line exposes his lack of pace. Not his fault, it's Amorim's. Luke Shaw is not a left-sided centre-back. Bruno Fernandes is not a central midfielder. Most players don’t look comfortable with 3-4-2-1. The defence looks exposed, not enough pace, too many gaps and no cover of any substance. Amorim’s stubbornly sticking to his system when 4-2-3-1 would work. The best managers adapt, work to their players' strengths. United’s defence would look more secure as a back-four of Mazraoui, De Ligt, Yoro, Shaw, shielded by two from Mainoo/Ugarte/Casemiro, Bruno restored to his preferred 10, flanked by Mbeumo and Cunha serving Sesko. But Amorim is too stubborn to change. Amorim also has to take culpability for vulnerability at set-pieces and failure to know how to respond and regroup when the opposition turn the ball over. Where is the coaching? They’ve upgraded everything at Carrington except, it seems, the coaching. Amorim was outwitted by Keith Andrews, who was managing only his 8th game. Andrews just saw the centre-backs’ vulnerability and unleashed pace. Amorim’s tactics are clearly at fault. Amorim says his players needed “more personality to control games”. But his system inhibits them. His questioning and demeanour can hardly inspire them. He's clearly a good man and at Sporting showed he was a decent coach. But this stubbornness may cost him his job. That said, it's all very well this increasing clamour for change but who? Who could United bring in? Most elite head coaches are all embedded at teams with better squads at better-run clubs. United are still United, still huge, still big payers, and should still attract a decent coach. But who? #MUFC

@commissionase Mainoo not good enough - Are you ok mate (blink once for yes, twice for no)

Mainoo demanding gametime from the manager just goes to show that player power is still a problem at the club. Demanding gametime when you're clearly not good enough to be a starter portrays pride and lack of accountability.. I blame our lack of midfield options for this.

@Stix_n_stones22 @AlbaParty @KennyMacAskill @KNEECAPCEOL 1930’s Germany called, asked if you fancy a job?

@AlbaParty @KennyMacAskill @KNEECAPCEOL No genocide and certainly hasn’t been proven in a court of law. You’re too old, time is over for you you’re fucking pathetic and desperate.

🗣️"[They are] capturing a generation of young people who are also appalled at a Genocide that is taking place... this is about the closing down of arguments about the actions of Israel" @KennyMacAskill, setting out why he is against banning @KNEECAPCEOL from TRNSMT