Drunk AJ Hinch

@astros Send Espada to the sun already

FINAL: Twins 6, #Astros 3

Just an UNBELIEVABLY powerful speech by Eric Church So many good lessons & quotes in here

Me this morning just to take my trash & recycling out to the curb (Also wanted a reason to watch a Rocky IV montage)

@brianmctaggart Well done Dana Brown

Tatsuya Imai's return to the mound didn't go well (vs. Seattle): 4 innings 5 hits 6 earned runs 3 walks 3 strikeouts 2 hbp (both scored) 80 pitches (46 strikes) (50 four-seam fastballs, 30 sliders) 9.24 ERA in 12 2/3 innings

@_willcompton That’s the face you make when you run out of Viagra, Willy boy!

Kid swears she has a full-time job with a mortgage

Let’s go be fucking great this week 🐺

@_willcompton This is Will COonampton when he pops a blue chew

@brianmctaggart He’ll fit right in with the big league squad

Tatsuya Imai has walked five batters in three innings at Triple-A Sugar Land, allowing one run and one hit with three strikeouts. He's thrown only 27 of 63 pitches for strikes.

@_willcompton Will cOonampton

The Shane Gillis episode is out and this clip made me laugh Download here: linktr.ee/bussinwtb?utm_…

Everyone really had my dumbass believing this was Travis Kelce goofing around at the Met Gala for a second

@_willcompton @MattMalone_10

Our boy @MattMalone_10 totaled his car recently & has been driving a rental while he looks for a new one We found one in AZ that WE WILL BUY if he drives it back to TN while while doing side quests Might send him thru Albuquerque to stop at Walter White’s house in Breaking Bad

Fernando Mendoza, once again, putting on a masterclass behind the microphone God I hope this dude wins for the Silver & Black

@HoustonRockets Lil bro ass

Final

@astros Fire Sleepy Joe

FINAL: Red Sox 3, #Astros 1

I’ve gotta get my driveway fixed (no clue if this is fixable) People tried telling me not to salt my new driveway during the ice storm and I didn’t listen The salt absolutely destroyed my shit

@HoustonRockets All time choke. Well done!

@barstoolspringb Please send this overgrown baby home

Katic lets his butt plug run wild then punches Dante too hard

@barstoolspringb Katic should shove that in his mouth so we never have to hear him speak again

Dante has deemed the butt plug Katic’s lucky talisman

@barstoolspringb King Jestermaxxer

@barstoolspringb Enough of the jestermaxxing from this guy