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@drunkbird2

i’m not gonna fucking smile

Katılım Eylül 2017
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
ate an edible and gave cat catnip so we can vibe
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chels@gremlingardener·
if you’re crushinnn you should buy me a drink 🍻
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
aragorn is the ultimate hottie but thorin son of thrain can get it amarite
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
the hobbit does not have the staying power of the lotr movies because of the lack of practical effects
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
i’m ready 2 eat 12 raw oysters on a fucking patio
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 (unfortunate)
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
need to get either a bike, a unicycle, or a longboard because perla told me not to walk at night
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 ok what if i tase myself
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 tase me first to make sure it works
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
i’m a hedonist and a adrenaline junkie now what
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 i be saying a lot ngl may i suggest a taser
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 call me Big Harm-a😭
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Vanessa Guerrero@nessguerrero·
I made Turtle a single shrimp. Cooked and cooled perfectly just for her. And she sniffed it and BAPPED IT. What cat turns up her nose at shrimp. She lived in the trash.
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
i just said hi to an anna’s hummingbird flitting by and it flew up to my face and said hi back 🥹
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
poppy time! poppy poppy poppy time!
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deep noodle@drunkbird2·
whoever figured out nutritional yeast deserves to get their pussy ate
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p@PerlaInDigital·
@drunkbird2 lmfao i'm fake as fuck though. my predictions have been rooted in scientific observation and not guesswork 🤣 (don't tell them that, though 🤫)
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