#drunkontacos

God bless the little wanderers.

Having a rough day. Woke up to a voicemail from the company that supplies my poop bag supplies, saying that they can’t ship my order because they don’t have an up to date prescription. My second butthole didn’t just disappear, and getting ahold of a doctor to fix this is a nightmare, and it’s going to cost me WAY more than I have to spare to get supplies off Amazon to ensure I don’t run out since the supplier waited this long after I placed the order to figure this out. This is a LITERAL nightmare.

I was looking for an oversized lawn chair to take to the park to sit in while filming an upcoming series for @rumblevideo(and @youtube, I guess), and I don’t know whether to feel attacked or confident in this chairs ability to hold me. Yes, I’ve gained a bunch of weight, but I’m also a LARGE scale human. Like, take a short stocky guy and scale him up in all dimensions and you get my frame. Like, I’m big pro wrestler big. Either way, I think I’m sold. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@BlazeBinges @MistNinjaJulian “Get over here!”

If you've seen the first Mortal Kombat movie, prove by quoting it.

Whomever made this pantry hates short people

@Marconi_Punk @RealLifeFakeWiz Actors are paid professional liars.

@RealLifeFakeWiz show aside, I often wonder about the actors themselves who perform these roles. I mean, really, he's ok with doing this? no moral qualms at all?

Cool, now do this again for every other religion. No? Why is that?

Going LIVE in 15 mins. Fake Wizards LIVE just got monetized! LET'S GO! youtube.com/live/QGO3IiiSP…

@minkaodysseus That's the plan!

@drunkontacos that sounds awful! Rest up!

gm/ga. fuck shit up today.

@ToastyMosty6969 Are there only like 3 or 4 face structures for trains? They all share so many facial features. And none of those features are pleasant.

He looks like David Dastmalchian cross dressing.

@Drunk3po Keep your powder dry.

again, I'm sure it's nothing x.com/BRICSinfo/stat…

I'm sure it's nothing. "Revelation 16:12 The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up, to prepare the way for the kings from the east."

@The_Epic_Mike I'll listen to him when I can figure out how to pronounce his Star Wars -ass name.

Its okay to like bad shows. Haters have nothing to do with the show being poorly written and badly acted.

@kristanovva @NintendoAmerica @FearTheBeardo @FearTheBeardo does leg day less often than I do.

@NintendoAmerica @FearTheBeardo ?

Well, are you? 💪 #PokemonPokopia

I used to play Tau in 3rd edition, fielding 3 Hammerheads, and I ran 3 minimal squads of firewarriors. Why? Lock Firewarriors into melee combat with foot sloggers and guess the range wrong to drop pie plates into the fracas. IG players didn’t appreciate my tactics. I miss guess range weapons.

I appreciate follows, but if you say something dumb, I'm going to roast you publically.

@kristanovva HD-2D Mother Trilogy Collection.

ok since i’m gonna be president of the united states of nintendo what does everyone want?

THE CRIPPLED QUARTERING

@RGuillimanXIII This sounds like some Alpha Legion bullshit. But, have no fear, the Alpha Legion will put a stop to this heresy!

Be the light ⚡️

@HMBohemond @ToastyMosty6969 I don’t know, I think the previously unknown enemy inside the gates might be worse than the obvious enemy outside. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ToastyMosty6969 Hasan. He's an active terrorist threat while QuarterPounder is just a lolcow who finally crashed out.

Who’s Worse?