Drunk Race Fan

I wanna wake up from this bad dream! This can’t be real!

@Kristinartz My wife

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE THAT'S OVER 40 YEARS OLD..

@KillaKreww This chick needs a dick in her mouth! That will shut her up!

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

Never against a moment of silence for those that gave all!

Race? YES! Format? NO!

@KingPoopigan He didn’t… He was just eligible

Fellow RFK fans we suck there’s no way Daniel Suarez got more votes than Buescher or Preece

@AustinKonenski My fix is Charlotte on Thursday night before the 600! Winners and past ASR winners qualify! Top 3 fan votes that gets announced on Monday prior. 100 Laps! 50! 35! 15! Lineup by pill draw! Passing points determine where you start the 2nd stage. Random invert for final 15

If NASCAR wants to fix the All-Star Race after that disaster in the first two segments… Here is my fix: - Location: Charlotte Motor Speedway - Format: Open with top two drivers and fan vote advancing - Main Event: 100 laps, scheduled halfway break

@PatrickCassat Would’ve been a fine points race! The gimmicks are what made it unbearable

For those who hate this NASCAR All Star Race. Please don’t take this out on Dover. Don’t blame the track. The changes in aero/resin seem to have help make the racing better and more challenging.

NASCAR could fuck up a wet dream!

@jeff_gluck Don’t think he was top 5 today either… They were having to go down the list

By the way, Suarez was not among the top five in the fan vote finalists announced last week.

Wonder how low Danial Suarez was in the fan vote?

I’m too old school for whatever this All-Star race has turned into. Heat races, fan votes, cautions, stages, invert this, transfer that, average this 🤯feels like you need a damn calculator to follow along . Just put em on the damn track and let em race.

@hugee_caniac94 @jeff_gluck Baseball ASG is the GOAT

@jeff_gluck I refuse to shit on them for trying something different There is not a single sport on earth that doesn’t have a boring all star event nobody cares about All star events suck

NASCAR will never skip doing an Open again after this

@jeff_gluck I think I have an easy fix but it probably makes too much sense. All Star Race at Charlotte on Thursday night before the 600 featuring actual All Stars! I don’t need to see Allmendinger and JHN try to race in.

My wife who is a casual fan just said this race is an embarrassment! #NASCAR

@jeff_gluck @DustinAlbino This is real fucking dumb

Uh...so...about that invert...I'm sitting with @DustinAlbino in the press box and he just pointed out the window at JHN's car, which is on a wrecker three laps down, and said "that car is 26th right now."

@DaleJr 10AM beers in Arizona is MONEY

I'm gonna turn on every TV and stream from every device. Let's inflate the numbers folks so we can get more of this.

Already locked in but yet they are racing? Whats the fucking point of this gimmick? #NASCAR

Should’ve kept all those receipts from February! Corey Day is cooking like I said he would! 🧑🏻‍🍳