cookies & creme cheeky dog webkinz

if the lightning lose i will kill myself

i take it back…..for now…

carolina count your fucking days

lrt dad does this and then says “eh it builds character”……….huh?????

someone made a decision and now i have tenosynovitis

shes one of the funniest

hey colorado what the fucking hell is wrong with you

*is asked to do one task outside* im moving out im never buying a house i never want a yard

first thing out of my mouth was game grumps fans and sure fucking enough…💀💀💀

my lightning may have crashed and burned but at least theyre not fucking boring as all hell

idk i think being the two best teams in the league (and stanley cup favorites) and getting whooped in the conference finals is more embarassing than first round exits when youre not the favorite

Probably still my favourite line deliverys from Rodger Bumpass. He put his whole SOUL into it as if he had personally been fucked over by SpongeBob and Patrick in real life

every day i open x's "for you" and play my twitter game, where I have to stop scrolling social media for the whole day once I see a post that's negative in tone, even if I agree with it. So far my high score for scrolling is two posts. i think its a fun game

carolina should never be allowed in the playoffs again

carolina hurricanes if you dont win this series it proves im right that youre fucking boring and useless and youre team should be sold

the zookeeper should be in the criterion collection

the unholy trinity of white men starring in mediocre comedies that end up being iconic: ben stiller, adam sandler, kevin james

greatest movies are those B list comedies from the 2000s