chloe

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

People in Huntington Beach still look like this

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

“whats your plan if society collapses? I think woods and just wait it out” relapse then blow my head off. Not doin The Road stuff sorry. My life was stupid when society functioned normally. Im not getting into gun fights over wet dog food. Just some heroin and eating a 9mm thanks

NOLA is having a time chile

grimes: [microwaves her son because her nick fuentes chatbot told her it was the only way to purify his blood] elon musk looking indiscernible from a doughy butch wisconsin lesbian: grok can you make me into deadpool

Can you imagine the specimens of human walking around the Jeep dealership in Tampa

it's so cold outside, i actually just saw a stockbroker spooning with zohran mamdani

Would these hoes still do study abroad if there was no instagram ?????

everyone in new york is so fucked up because they don't drive and can't sing in their car to stimulate their vagus nerve

Dude, I actually got chills from your semester dump. Pictures of you and the same 5 guys on 10 straight slides with John summit in the background? Goosebumps all over

they asked him if he wanted a screw driver and he instinctively said yes

"but i whispered at the grav-"

You dreamed of my mouth before it called you a lying traitor

if I send you this if I send you this it means let’s do it means let’s do a bump some shrooms