Rᴏʙɪɴ ! 🔪

⠀ 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙. ～ 𝘊’𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 only⠀a⠀poor⠀kid⠀can.⠀ ⠀

I only come on here to post this anymore #sorry

Do you remember.

god still hasn't smited me for my hubris, so my work is unfinished

I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, Delvin just gave me a job in Markarth

(<- has never been to high rock)

none of my business 😗

Wtf did the courier just hand me bro

They should invent kitchen knifes that don’t whisper things to you

Wait. Guys. I got it. My last name should be Septims, so it's like, Robin Septims, like I'm robbing– I'm robbin', like, Robin, and Septims, like the money, you know, and the Septims, were like, dragonborns too, and– and I'm the dragonborn, so like Septim, but also a thief, and—

I’m the hottest bitch on this carriage ride to the executioners block in helgen.

. ❝𝐁𝐲 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐬 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐧. . . 𝐓𝐨 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐲.❞ .

Not my brightest moment I'm realizing in hindsight.

It took like 3 years before I had my "oh. Thats not what he meant." moment.

When I first joined the Thieves Guild, I had never heard the word "dirge" before, so when Dirge introduced himself to me and was like, "they call me Dirge cuz I'm the last thing you hear when they put you in the ground" I thought it was because his name sounds like Dirt.

need this mirror ❤️‍🔥🔪

imagine being gay in skyrim and you gotta bottom after eating a cheese wheel, 2 raw skeever hides and a flagon of wine

today i will impart the greatest skyrim knowledge to you

It's 2014... Time to slay the dragons dick