I mix Grizzly Watermelon longcut with Copenhagen Vanilla pouches all the time
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.@ParikPatelCFA
The masculine urge to buy every dip
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Not Jake Davis
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Not Jake Davis
@dryKillaJ
Pro beer chugger. Continuously seeking for the best dip on the market. Struggle with FIFA free kicks. Ultimate baseline grinder on the tennis court. Coug Hunter
THE BIG DIESEL Katılım Şubat 2012
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What's your favorite word in the English language?
#SaturdayThoughts
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@SrivatsPrakash Do not play frisbee on Friday night. Play Power Hour instead.
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So I’m starting college tomorrow! Uni of Toronto, Statistics+Finance.
What should I know before I start? 👇
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Chugging a six-pack of Natty Light a day is one of the best investments you can make!
JJ Redick@jj_redick
From 2004-2006, I would have made a bag 💰 on NIL endorsements. Sadly- I would have blown it all on Natty Light and Lacoste polos (with the collars popped, of course).
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What does this mean in Fantasy terms?
Should I draft Raiders D/ST 1st overall? Was planning on picking @TheRealOJ32 but might reconsider
Arash Markazi@ArashMarkazi
Las Vegas Raiders defensive end Carl Nassib is the first active NFL player to announce he is gay. He made the announcement today on Instagram.
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My body is still ready to play a few hours after pounding a 12-pack of Keystone
In fact, I play better when I'm hammered
Darren Rovell@darrenrovell
Why I don’t believe narrative that Jordan’s “Flu Game” was really a hangover game: Pro athletes who played in the 1980s were uniquely skilled at getting drunk and coming ready to play 18 hours later. It was the opposite of “body as temple” era.
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Damn they go hard in 🇷🇸Srbija
Might have to pay a visit to my freshman Vladimir. Still remember when he paid for a 12-pack of Keystone and I drank 11 of them
He better invite me to the clubs in Belgrade then I'll steal his chick
#YugoslaviaTour
Ourense, Spain 🇪🇸 English
Sup ladies!
I was chillin' in my backyard, reading FHM and drinking a 40 of Old E when some Neanderthal scrub stole my wallet
Let's face it. No way I can buy beer & dip w/o my ID in Utah
Any volunteers to help? (Only dimes)
I'm a great tipper (& rapper)
#QuarantineProblems
Utah, USA 🇺🇸 English
Today, Friday 13th, I tested positive for coronavirus today. Classic.
Going to the hospital is for the weak. I'll quarantine myself and try to find a home-made cure.
Will keep you guys posted.
#COVID19
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I like this French kid. Dry ass ball-boys should peel bananas, open Mountain Dew cans and help players spot the hottest chicks on the stands. #ThanksForTheBeeeeeeJ
Alex Theodoridis@AlexTheodorid1s
So this is the moment where Elliot Benchetrit asks the ballkid to peel his banana. I’m glad the umpire (John Blom) stepped in and told him off.
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Yo @AB84 I'm an up and coming rapper from Utah. I may have been overlooked so far but I guarantee I'll be an All Pro soon. Probably Mt. Rushmore caliber artist. Do you wanna collab on my next album "The wettest"?
BroBible@BroBible
AB got ALL the attention he could've handled in 2019. ow.ly/i1Kc50xDJvr
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Reminds me of someone, 8 years ago in Spokane. Safety first, fellas. When icy, less dip & more salt.
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I think Witten's veteran leadership could definitely take my Fantasy team to the promised land. If I get the #1 overall draft pick, he's mine. #TeamDinosaurs
Field Yates@FieldYates
Jason Witten has ended his retirement and is returning to the Cowboys.
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Monstars 2.0 line-up:
Player-Coach-CEO: Kim Jong-Un 🇰🇵
SG: Nick Kyrgios 🇦🇺
Bully: LaVar Ball 🇺🇸
Beast: Erik Killmonger (Wakanda)
GOAT {*Zero Hustle On Defense}: @dryKillaJ 🇺🇸
#SpaceJam2
SpringHill@makespringhill
July 16, 2021 🎥🏀🥕 #SaveTheDate
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This chick might be ranked #118, but she's a sure-fire Top 10 in my heart. I would gladly be her hitting partner, stringer, chauffeur, nutritionist and lifestyle guru at the upcoming BNP Paribas Open. God bless 🇭🇺 Hungary or whatever Yugoslavian country she is from.
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This fella plays ball the right way. Gotta bust your ass on defense, unlike most NBA divas like James Harden. You have earned a post-match 30 rack of Keystone, big boy.
Dirty Sports@TheDirtySports
When your starting offensive tackle decides to try basketball 😱
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It's officially that "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.
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I'm on team Pillar on this one guys. It's like if a server hits the serve way before I'm ready to return. Such a dirty turd. twitter.com/Deadspin/statu…
Deadspin@Deadspin
MLB is investigating Kevin Pillar's apparent homophobic slur toward opposing pitcher: deadsp.in/JBlAYhB
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