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People who watch tiktok on high volume when in public are increadibly stupid.

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

African Champion🤴 Double Gold For Kenya🥇🥇 Freestyle Battle Championship 🥇 Classic Slalom Skating 🥇 African Skating Championships 2026🇰🇪

He won't be invited to state house because his name doesn't start with a "kip"💔💔💔but guess what?? We Kenyans will always celebrate you bro🎊🎊Congratulations and thank you for making Kenya proud🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

Dude live tweeted Osama bin Laden’s take out mission

That one black trouser after imeona unachukua kitambaa na maji 😂

Apo Tao: Bazu bazu ni promote, promote yut Me: Why not? Yut fi yut😂 I get to the house🥲😳 Enyewe kila mtu anajua kilichomleta Nairobi Nilicheka tu😂

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Darker than a sudanese ass 😂🚮😭

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If anyone ever asks you why you love football, show them Paris Saint-Germain vs Bayern München. 🎬

Officially Off To Egypt, See You Cairo! African Skating Championship 2026, Cairo, Egypt. #kevinkiarieruhiu

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Katwa Kigen's biggest client is William Ruto. All they do is scheme how to steal public land, taxes and peddle fraud in parastatals.

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🚨🗣️ Ed Sheeran: “Meeting Messi was thrilling. I chatted with him for about 3 minutes, and then a representative came up to me and whispered in my ear, ‘He doesn’t speak English.’ I had been praising him the whole time, telling him how incredible he is, genuinely thinking we were having a wholesome conversation. And he was just smiling politely the whole time without understanding a single word.” 😭😭