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@elonmusk @elonmusk this is much better - sodadispenserdepot.com/products/syste…

Clearly, I need to switch to glass bottle DC

I have a drinking problem

@SNY_Mets @aimhumor alert the local rabbonim!

Flip phone 🔥

@cRcKosher Would love to know the reasoning behind this. Feels like a fascinating question. Thanks!

Hard Boiled Eggs require a hechsher.

Really proud to have this discussion with the esteemed Ari Kornhaber. Having been a trial lawyer in the cauldron of NYC, he is always a great foil for conversations like these. sprou.tt/1iDybQuezwA

Love it when the old guard starts to take notice! Honored to be here, give it a read! sprou.tt/11IO8hASv6Q

@Delta Whatever @Delta is serving in the first class cabin. Gonna taste like heaven!

When you're ready to travel again, what's the first meal you're flying to eat?

Stones throw from my home. This is just horrifying, absolutely awful. Thoughts and prayers to those injured in any way. And if there was any negligence or wrongdoing by the gas company anyone affected could have a lawsuit #meadowmerepark #5towns

Nearly 16 years in and this is the first time I can remember Gmail being completely down. Not a bad track record but please fix it ASAP #gmail

@NYIslanders Blown call and Butchie lining up Sutter for the lead! Hard to top a series winner in OT but that just stands out!

Remember these 1980 Stanley Cup replica rings?? 😍 We're giving one to 10 lucky fans here on twitter! 💍To enter, reply with your favorite memory from the 1980 playoffs (or if you were too young to live it, your favorite part of watching game 6 tonight!). We'll DM the winners.

Seize the time ! @LitifyHQ @ollieforsyth @constantiab34 @shimshiro @cathysash @WeDesignWPSites @MariSmith @SocialMedGrowth @GinnyZhou25 @IVGuard

Go! rbtdo.com @LitifyHQ @ollieforsyth @constantiab34 @shimshiro @cathysash @WeDesignWPSites @MariSmith @SocialMedGrowth @GinnyZhou25 @IVGuard

So excited to be a part of this! For all those working from home - take a break and join us here! #litify #liticast

@stickermule I love my family! @ACSKDP @slashmnky @DavidICLL #SpreadLove

@Super70sSports @pattonoswalt would agree

If you think of another name in the Easter egg dye business before PAAS®, you can just shut your whore mouth right now because I don’t want to hear it.

Proud to be a part of this and excited for all that’s coming! 🚀🚀🚀 #Litify #legaltech

@Delta The old weather bit. Never gets old and is a great shield. How about the performance of your ground staff? How about parking is at the last gate? How about how we were treated? Weather doesn’t have anything to do with that...

@dslans21 I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. However, your request for a refund is respectfully declined and we do not provide gestures for delays due to inclement weather. HRB

@Delta congrats on officially making this the worst travel day of my life. And I spend 1/3 of my time tracking so I’ve had a lot of travel days. But I’ve never experienced the combination of incompetence and utter lack of caring your airline showed today. #worst #yousuck #Delta

@Delta I’m listening if you have anything of reasonable intelligence to say. An explanation or apology is a start. You can follow it up with a refund. Then we can talk about how we move forward.

@Delta stellar series of responses 🙄 how out of touch is your staff?

@Delta We sat on the runway for an hour while your staff lied to us about a shift change as the reason we couldn’t park at the gate. Now that I’m walking you tell me you are doing something? What are you doing? I don’t feel someone carrying me?!?!