Kesha NoIsNoYs

I’ve been thinking about this for years.

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

This NBA I grew up watching 🏀

@hiscoraline LMK please

i just found a piracy site where you can read all the books you want on it without having to download them and it has all sorts of books in there

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@SixBrownChicks Stop screwing your students.

Q4. I'm a married physics professor. I'm involved with a student; a slow, starry-eyed 19-year-old who worships me. I told her I was single; and that I allowed my sister and her son live with me until my sister gets back on her feet. (They are actually my wife and son). My wife had a meeting on campus and we left together. My little girlfriend saw us and was furious. When she approached I played it off..."Have we met? Are you in my class?" She stormed off. The next day, she confronted me, and I looked confused. I explained that we live in a parallel universe and in THIS universe we're a couple. I explained that she must have caught my OTHER self, who was out with his family, because in THAT universe, I'm with that other person. I gave her more info on alternate universes; I thought she understood. I came home from work to find my girlfriend and my wife fighting in the front yard. And then they attacked me. My girlfriend was arrested and her father has threatened to get me fired. I want to keep my marriage intact, but my wife isn't interested in giving me another chance. What do I do? #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks If you “know”, then be done with them both.

Q2. My friend wears a distinctive, loud, musty perfume. It brings tears to your eyes. I asked her where she got it. She said she found it in her late grandmother's belongings and wears it to feel close to her, so I never told her it stinks. I've told OTHER people how much I hate it though, and she's been acting funny so I figured my conversations got back to her. I didn't care until I did laundry and found that stinking perfume on my boyfriend's drawers. He swears he doesn't know how it got there. On his birthday, I smelled her perfume in his beard, too. She's been distant lately so I can't ask her if they've hooked up. He says I'm going crazy—and projecting that smell onto him cuz I’m jealous of her. (NOT!) What to do? I know they’re hooking up. 😒 #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks If she was such a good one, why were you having a “small orgy”? Focus on your upcoming court case.

Q1. I moved in with my girlfriend a few weeks ago. She converted her teen son's room into an art studio for me and that lil n1gga is pissed about it. He's slamming doors and being disrespectful. I ignore him cuz he's 14 and he's nothing to me. Recently, I had a small 0rgy while my girl was at work and her son was at school. I had two females over and we were chilling when police kicked in the door and we were forced to come outside with our hands up--and mostly naked. The woman next door sent the Ring footage and pics to my girl before I could explain what happened. The house was swatted; one of the girls was 17 (under age) so I was arrested. I know my girlfriend’s son sent the SWAT team to the house, but I can't prove it. My girlfriend was a real one and I'm trying to get back with her, but she's not returning my calls. How do I get her son to respect my name, and put in a good word with his mom for me? I hate to lose a good woman like that. Please help. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Tell your wife and accept what comes. Stop cheating and stop raw-dicking women you don’t want to have babies with. If she’s pregnant, get court-ordered DNA, child support and visitation ( or custody if she’s in jail). Prepare for her to make your life a living hell.

Q3. I booked a hotel room for me & my girlfriend to relax before I went home to my wife. Girlfriend wanted the reward points from my purchase to be applied to her rewards account. Hotel lady said no. My girl called her every “broke b!tch” in the book and escalated the situation until the manager called police. The police REALLY pissed her off; she pushed a female officer and was arrested. We were also trespassed from the hotel chain. 😟She’s resisting arrest. I’m asking her, begging her to calm down. I’m also creeping towards the exit. I sat her purse on the counter just as the female officer put her on the floor. Girlfriend yells: “Don’t put me on my stomach, B!tch, I’M PREGNANT!” Me: “What?!” I’m doing a full sprint 💨to my car now, cuz, What?! Anyway she’s mad AF cuz I refuse to bail her out and she threatened to tell my wife everything. I prefer that she stays locked up cuz I need time to get ahead of this to save my marriage…what to do? Help! #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks The way he played you proves he’s not new to this. You should just move on. Keep your pants on at your new job.

My boss is married but I still f— on him for extra perks at work and money. When I got pregnant I told him I’m keeping it. I expected him to snap, but he didn’t. He proposed, got a divorce attorney, and took me to wedding venues and cake tastings. It was the first time I EVER thought about a wedding. He mentioned he wanted it to be perfect and he couldn’t wait to see me in my wedding dress. He said, “I hope you’re not SHOWING on our big day.” I asked for money to end the pregnancy. He was sad, but he said he understood and that I’d be a flawless bride. He took me to the clinic, he pampered me on the way home. One week later, he told me to sign the company’s no-fault employee separation agreement because we were about to get married, and I did. Two weeks after that, he ghosted me. There’s no wedding, I don’t have a job and the engagement ring is fake. I think he fell out of love after the procedure, BUT I also suspect he WANTED me to get rid of the baby and he played me. What do you think happened? How can I get revenge? #JoblessInATL #SBCCHAT

Q5. I’m an emotional woman, and I suffered as a child because I was invisible to my parents; nothing I did would get a rise out of them. I felt like they were quietly counting down the days to kick me out. On my 19th birthday they gave me $1,000 and told me to get TF out. Now I demand emotions from my man—fight me if you love me. Show me some range; if I smack you, smack me back. Then let’s make love and forget about it. I’m dating Dan, he’s an angry man about ALL THINGS except me. When I challenge him, he shuts down. I try to get a rise out of him, but that’s hard to do because he lives on a house boat. 🛶 If I start something, he just leans back and threatens to toss me overboard. I can’t swim, so I back down. I want Dan to fight for me, but I don’t want to drown (I’m serious). How do I find a balance here? Advice. #SBCCHAT

@MissSassbox Riker was the man!

not one of y'all told me they were up in the galaxy spitting game like THIS

I’m grown-grown and being called “a goofy” will make me raise up.

Men have the same rights no matter where they go in the world. A woman's rights depends on the country she lives in or the religion she follows. Read again.

Detroit, Memphis, and Chicago slander are white supremacist dog whistles

This is the most “it’s spring in Chicago” video I’ve ever seen

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

@DiscussingFilm “Live-action series” as opposed to what?

First look at the live-action ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

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If we start firing every Man who committed sexual harassment in the last 30 years, the workforce will be 95% female.