Davey Strus

@taylorpoe They actually did this in Roadrunner, the Anthony Bourdain documentary!

Imagine seeding it with someone that has passed away's voice and then having it read aloud from their journal. In a way, it's like raising the dead. mpost.io/vall-e-microso…

Jonathan, I’m dying. Please stop beatboxing🫠

We wish you all warmth and joy this holiday season. May the coming year be filled with good fortune and new adventures. #HappyHolidays

Now, would that be civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized.

@mediocretes You ol’ magus* you! (*I think that’s the singular?)

I’m thinking about selling my old watch to get my wife some new hair adornments for Christmas. Anybody got any other suggestions?

@reidman @RealGDT Definitely a family film. A little scarier*, perhaps, and way more bittersweet, than other versions. *I always thought the Disney version was genuinely scary though.

@dstrus @RealGDT looking forward to it, not least of all because of patrick mchales involvement - is it vaguely kid safe?

I had high expectations for @RealGDT’s Pinocchio, but it exceeded my expectations by a considerable margin. Astonishingly good!

How are we doing on breadsticks over here

@VinceMancini Literally did this at lunch today.

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@GonzoHacker Ballmer made me laugh out loud.

The B Team

Choose your Cyborg Billionaire Overlord

Thank you. 🦇❤️

Bankrupting Twitter is not an eligible run submission for the second submission period.

Does anyone else feel that they basically lucked into a high paying career because their interests randomly aligned with scarcity and a rapidly growing field, and that it's nowhere near as hard, or as societally valuable as what teachers, medical professionals and care-givers do?

I can't even remember who I was before 2016. That year completely re-wrote me.

@illbzo1 The dog being named Brian is the best thing Family Guy ever did.

Working on some new controversial opinions Here’s what I have so far: It’s extremely good when pets have regular people names like Jeff or Kimberly

Stereos. They used to have big cabinet sized sets with wood paneling and the two speakers that looked like they were stolen from a dance hall. We got an egg that’s recording our conversations for the police.

The greatest academic acknowledgement I've seen in a while