Dan Gregory

@RSCHRONO Hi we ordered one of your watches over a week ago, we have a confirmation email but still have not received any notification of shipping, can you please advise status, we were hoping to received in time for his birthday?

Thanks @virginmedia for the 1Gb broadband. Shame it’s worse than the old one, and do I need to say how far off 1GB it is ?

@loupepper Stop it now! 🤢

Even I draw a line somewhere

Why are you not showing the Arsenal v Forest game today @SkySportsPL ?

@Lord_Sugar Cheap toot!

41 YEARS AGO: In Oct 1981 I launched the Amstrad TS55 twin-cassette audio system – it taped tapes! Amstrad had set the template and in the years that followed, every audio manufacturer in the world – including the Japanese and European giants – produced twin cassette audio units.

@rossqsmith @AssusReamus Yes you do 😁

@AssusReamus No

Do you actually take the TIME to READ all the responses to YOUR tweets?

@rossqsmith Wow sounds like fun!! Currently in the desert in Saudi… a million miles from Palo Alto.

@dtg226 I am about to have a house full of Helms and relatives. You should be here!

@RoyalFamily What a day.

@dtg226 AMERICANS Dan

We live in a very strange world

@Lord_Sugar I’ll assume I am not part of the large percentage then ! Working from home has placed more demands on me and my wife who both work full time and quite frankly has meant we work longer hours than pre-pandemic and never fully switch off.

A large percentage of people who work from home are lazy gits they got to like the life created by the pandemic. What about nurses,doctors, cleaners, restaurant staff, builders and decorators, taxi and truck drivers they cant work from home but provide the lazy gits a service.

@rossqsmith @TheCharlieGirl Why are these not available in the UK.. very unhappy 🙄

@TheCharlieGirl So imagine you work at Heinz as the Beans Product Manager. What can you possibly do that hasn't been done before? The only answer is to call your stoner friend Pete and spend a hazy night coming up with crazy ideas. Then you pitch 'em and see what sticks- which leads you to here.

@Gatwick_Airport 90 mins now!

@dtg226 Sorry to read about the difficulties your airline and their ground handling agent are experiencing Dan. I hope they don't keep you waiting much longer. JM

@Gatwick_Airport sat on a plane for an hour now, no ground crew , no idea … any idea if I’ll get a holiday?

@Lord_Sugar Wow wow wow

The moon rising in the Artice circle between Russia and Canada

@Er_Guirito I can do that 🤭

wait what?

Great scheme, did some work on this site … err a few years ago now! 😧

Goodbye Australia… until we meet again in December.

Adelaide Graffiti response unit… wow, if only we had that in London. 🙄

Hi @VirginAustralia you were given my lost luggage yesterday at Perth by Menzies Aviation to deliver to me in Adelaide, have heard nothing since. Can you advise status please?