Dominic Tolputt

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough 🎉❤️ The broadcaster who changed how we see the natural world. #DavidAttenborough

Everton's tifo for the Merseyside Derby this weekend is ready! 🤯 It features: A reminder that they are the original club in Merseyside, a blue Liverbird and they have photoshopped the Beatles' scarves from red to blue! 🔵 BRING ON SUNDAY! 💥

Everton have opened talks with Man City for Jack Grealish to stay at the club 🔵

He basically ran from Manchester to Wigan in under an hour. That’s nearly faster than the train @northernassist pattern up fam.

Roma. August 3rd. €43m.

IT’S GOLD FOR MATT WESTON!!!!!!! 🥇🥇🥇 #TeamGB | #MilanoCortina2026

Beautiful. Welldone Manchester.

@milkygoons @JdotQu

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Gareth Barry has played in excess of 13,900 more Premier League minutes than James Milner 🤯 Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏

Not brushing his teeth till Liverpool win 5 in a row

@xAlexTHFC @JdotQu

Not cutting my hair until Tottenham Hotspur win 1 game in a row

No one tells you running is 10% cardio and 90% negotiating with the voice begging you to quit.

@JdotQu @FutSheriff Looool

@FutSheriff @dtolputt

Messi: 91 goals in a calendar year CR7: Over 950 goals in his career El Shaarawy in FIFA 14:

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

£35m on Brennan Johnson £48m on Strand Larsen £20m on Dwight McNeil Steve Parish and Matt Hobbs should be tried at The Hauge for war crimes

Venezuela has oil. Greenland has rare Earth minerals. Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.

Managers in April 2002: Everton: David Moyes Cheltenham: Steve Cotterill Celtic: Martin O’Neill Managers today: Everton: David Moyes Cheltenham: Steve Cotterill Celtic: Martin O’Neill

🔘 9 top-flight titles 🔘 5 FA Cups 🔘 1 European title 🔘 One of football’s most passionate fanbases 🔘 A world-class new stadium Everton FC - a big club: past, present & future, @LeeDixon2.

When Yannick Bolasie ran riot against the whole Crystal Palace women’s team in training 😂