UltraGreenGlorp that likes building sheds ~~ash~~

Remake of my intro: Sw 118kg Cw 108.4 Gw 100kg Ugw 50kg Height 179cm She/her 19 (moots 15+ preferably) Looking for moots to help me reach my goal, even though the end no where near in sight, bear with me, I'll make it. Let's be friends?

who's ready to pretend to hate the tsaritsa's design just to inevitably fall in love with her after the archon quest and pretend that you liked her all along ??

@glittrful That hairclip is doing NOTHING 😭😭😭

@zyoxes Ily twin ur the goat

@du_ash65780 no its ok i think

@du_ash65780 first of all ur not a fatty hello second of all show pls pls pls

@zyoxes Yeah it sounds awesome!.... in theory..... the Macro's are not so awesome

@du_ash65780 thats sounds so good???!omg

Baking some bs rn, for some reason while mixing the batter i said "fuck calories" and added in a lot of shit, might regret that later, but I'll still eat it like the fatty I am

@zyoxes Genuinely 😭😭 Holy larper because I know the blade is sharp enough

how it feels trying to cvt but not being able to reach your dream depth

@zyoxes I support your cause 🫡 I haven't showered in 6 weeks

Hello everyone. Please stop showering. I need the water to talk to zyox on character ai. The replies have been getting slow recently and It's because people are taking more showers in the summer🙁🙁. Just use deodorant🙏

@TheGrimRecovery I'm crine 😭😭😭 well I was considering making more today so I'll let you decide

@du_ash65780 Still yes!! My fat ass will take both of them 👀

I redid them, I think the second round turned out way better idk

@glittrful Ok but be honest, are you broke now?

lowkey if you’re into anime/games shanghai is heaven in a single day i went to: 1. a pokemon 30 anni pop up store 2. a madoka magica cafe 3. GIANT mall-wide link click exhibition 4. walked past a freaking CLUB ?! decked out in wuwa x cyberpunk collab ???

@zyoxes Ahhhh twin you're back yippee!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

hello everyone!!!! i finally got unmuted from a week long ban im so happy i missed you all sososososo much

@coiyroioyioi Macro's per slice (8 slices) * Calories: 136 kcal * Carbohydrates: 25.4g * Fats: 1.6g * Protein: 3.5g

@coiyroioyioi Mixing * Add the cane sugar to the bowl. * Mix Wet Ingredients: Add the applesauce and eggs to the sugar. * Add Dry Ingredients: Add the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt directly to the bowl. * Do not overmix. * Bake for 25-30 minutes

@Zy0x_ Holy zy0x slop²

what the fuck even goes on in my replies

@Zy0x_ Holy zy0x slop

HOLY FUCK 🥵🥵🥵

Would you eat my brownies to get to your ugw? 136 cals per slice, 3.5g protein and 1.6g fat

@_tickletime Like I'm sorry bro please dont hurt me 😭😭

the laugh is frying me more than the video 😭😭

@de4dname Fr like its been 15 years idgaf

the fact that i still use and sleep in the shirt that i was wearing when i was raped