Adam Asmal

@BhavMaharaj The bane of my life! 🤬

As a passenger, I get a chance to show you how Capetonians drive. They make their own traffic because they will not move. You have to overtake on the left because "FUCK YOU! I WILL DRIVE HOW I WANT ON MYYYYY ROAD!"

@thehonestnick You getting the ‘blues’??

Starting to get that feeling again…

@ThuliMadonsela3 ❤️

As we end #30yearsofdemocracy reflections, it is both sad and heartwarming to bid farewell to three contributors to our freedom who recently slipped away quietly. These are Lord Robin Renwick, UK Ambassador to SA who helped unlock some of the Lock jams, Louise Asmal who was part of the pioneering Irish Antiapartheid movement and Breyten Breytenbach who dared speak truth to power. May they all #RIP. #ForeverRemembered 💔🤍🕊

@thehonestnick Sweet! In the words of Stan Laurel I wish you a ‘happy University’

My love 😍

@LetsTalk_FPL What happens if the manager gets a yellow card of suspended to the stands?

Mystery Chip Announced! 🥳 My Reaction 👇 📺 youtu.be/K7wQmtZx4Dk

@Paulmcgrath5 Emery busy having his lunch

@thehonestnick I was at his last game at Green Point Stadium many years ago, he was still by far the best player on the pitch and scored a great goal. I had never seen him before but he was a class apart.

One of the best players to ever come out of South Africa (Duncan Crowie)…What a gentleman. With me (as usual) behaving like a bafoon!

@marclottering When in Brisbane Billy Connolly was asked, what’s the best thing to do in Brisbane? He responded “go see a movie”. It didn’t go down well!

AWEH BRISBANE!!!!! First deliciously sunny day of the tour!!! 🥰🙌🏼🇿🇦🇦🇺

@hothouseflowers Was that in the Magic Carpet?? I have vague memories of this!

Almost played bass with us after our third ever gig!

@judith_february Tell me something that he says or does that is normal!

this is not normal.

@thehonestnick Palmer has been the best player in the EPL this season (I know people will say Foden who was also excellent) but he’s a bit part player. But Southgate prefers boring and predictable

I wonder if that might wake England up, so they start playing a more attacking game, with some of the best attacking players in the world? NO OF COURSE IT FUCKIN WON’T, Southgate is a cnut

@SiphiweNodwele @lesterkk Yet, she was Zimbabwean…

@lesterkk There's nothing more South African than claiming to be a doctor or a Mandela!🤣

My favourite "typical-South African" 27 April 1994 story: South Africans in New Zealand were the first to vote. And, Dr Nomaza Paintin-Mandela was the first South African to vote. She claimed to be Nelson's niece. She was neither a doctor, a Mandela, or even South African.

@karynmaughan I’m trying not to think about my age anymore!

45 in July. How old are you turning this year?

@lesterkk So he’s leaving the poo but taking the piss?

Wanted for Merde.

@lesterkk @clivesimpkins Or the poolice

@clivesimpkins The work of a turdforce.

@lesterkk Leaving his DNA behind…one for the forensics! Lovely! 🤢

@judith_february Did you expect any other reaction from a Trump crowd? 😏

And the crowd laughed. How sickening.

@judith_february Exactly, THAT is the state of the nation! The End.

Tomorrow there will be no electricity for 11h30 minutes. Thats the only analysis of @CyrilRamaphosa & SONA that we need. Unfit to govern.

@fobraonain I also took a pic of that! 🙈

😂❤️

@rockyoriordan @ShaneMacGowan Yet another giant gone, condolences Cait.