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Went out looking for Pokemon. Wasn't expecting this to pop up...

@KeriWarbis Shula... probably longing to be one of those really expensive stinky things they sell in a box in Waitrose, but given her cream cardie penchant, doomed to be medium cheddar.

Question: Helen = bland cheese. Which cheeses would other characters be? (Who is the Kraft cheese single? Who is the extra mature cheddar?) #thearchers

@KeriWarbis Harrison: dairylea triangle.

@SamarydMk2 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ooh. Here we go. #thearchers

Soosan has a certain standing. #thearchers

@wilfulblindness Got to go careful with that science stuff...

I have to say that I’d be quite interested in a forensic examination of cheesemaking records to see where things went wrong too, but that is because I’m a massive geek. #TheArchers

“I prefer Natasha” is a charmer too then 🧐 #TheArchers

*ahem* TOSS OFF HANNAH #thearchers

@geri_baby He hacks one of Josh’s second hand bits of farm kit and runs over Pip and Jill. *scene*

@duckiemonster I think he’s a computer hacking mastermind. We’ll soon get an NCIS/Archers crossover episode where he’s hacked the pentagon or something

Henry is 7?! Whaaaaaaaaaa #thearchers

@geri_baby Rooooaaaaareggh 🤣🤣🤣 I’m wondering what grades Ben gets given he never leaves his room.

@duckiemonster And I think ruraigh has just done his GCSEs 😱

The Borsetshire Blue is wrong! Is it because... #thearchers

Look out, here comes Emmur... #TheArchers

The agricultural advisor packing it in this week. Off on holiday for a bit, perhaps... #TheArchers

If you’re not a good mother, you’re off to the abattoir? Look out, Roof. #TheArchers

I had a herbal lay once etc etc etc #thearchers

Llama abduction and bunting theft. Rural policing is haaaaard. #thearchers

It’s Sunday morning, it’s tipping with rain, #TheArchers has been on for 3 minutes and I’ve already sworn at the radio twice. #tennerforcashindeed

BOOM. That’s Lily dropped in it then. #thearchers