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@AuroraPD Chambers,Buckley, and Tower. These are basically F1 straightaways. Be there for morning and afternoon commute. This is when the speeders truly couldn’t care less for human life.

Your APD Motorcycle Enforcement Team (M.E.T.) recently took to South Parker Road for a 4-hour traffic operation 🚨 We issued 47 tickets and gave four warnings for various traffic offenses, including speeding. Speeding is the number 1 contributing factor to fatal crashes in Aurora, and we have experienced record-setting years for fatal traffic crashes. It's up to all of us to slow down and get to our destination safely! We're asking you to obey the speed limit, drive cautiously, use your turn signals and check your blind spots before changing lanes. Where would you like to see our Motorcycle Enforcement Team next?! #SlowDownAurora #SaferAurora

@KDVR To learn

@KDVR Throw the book at them

Northglenn police catch driver going 63 mph in school zone trib.al/Bihykx8

@AuroraPD Hell yea! Thank you for catching these people

Our Motorcycle Enforcement Team was in D2 this week, clocking a few folks going well over the speed limit 🏎️🚓 The two highest speeds recorded were 90 and 88 in a 40 mph zone. They made 1 DUI arrest and gave out 70+ tickets. Speed is dangerous! We encourage folks to SLOW DOWN!

@jordanfogel @FuturesTrader71

Who's a trader on twitter I should follow? A lot of fake people on this app Who's genuine?👇

@DailyLoud @ntfri The Time Machine is reasonably priced for what you’re getting

Future Apple products and prices 👀

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball Probably took a little rabbies before the game

This dude definitely took 10 scoops of the original Jack3d preworkout before getting on the mound @StoolBaseball

@AuroraPD Thank you 🙏

UPDATE: Following an extensive investigation by the Aurora Police Department’s Major Crime Homicide Unit, a 21-year-old Denver woman has been arrested! Additional details about the case and arrest can be read here: auroragov.org/cms/One.aspx?p…

@AuroraPD Thank you 🙏

UPDATE: All flood waters at Havana & Alameda have receded and the roadway is clear. All power is still out and we are advised in may be another 6 hours before power is restored. The road closure must remain in place until power and traffic signals are restored. Please continue to choose alternate routes to your destinations.

@ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc @Carlossainz55 Colorado

Bringing the heat in Miami 🔥 We’re moments away from lights out, so tell us #Tifosi… Where are you watching today’s #MiamiGP from?

@DailyLoud Probably magic mushroom growers dumping contaminated substrate lol

Hundreds of pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in New Jersey woods leaving locals baffled.

@Mr_Derivatives Looking like a penny stock right now lol

Did all the brokerage houses ban the sell button today? Relentless bidding. Any higher the stock market is going to be in heaven.

@Mr_Derivatives Papa John’s and you get the stuffed crust

Fam, off topic and really need your help. I’m headed to a friends party and need to bring pizza. Which one is the best one?

@AuroraPD Thank you 🙏

In response to rising fatal traffic crashes, APD will launch in April a photo speed enforcement pilot program. Warnings will be issued in first month. Citations start in May at 11 mph+ over the speed limit. Visit AuroraGov.org/PhotoEnforceme… for more. *Note: Images are stock photos.

@TheOneLanceB If it’s a true emergency regarding family or friends then yes. Otherwise no

ETHICS POLL Somebody is illegally parked, blocking in your car. You are in a rush & don’t have time to wait / find the driver / call a tow co. Is it ok to hit their car to get to where you need to go? Feel free to comment w rationale. (Has happened to me 2x in past yr)

@unusual_whales This is like when the window smashed during Tesla unveil of the truck

Google, $GOOGL, AI chatbot Bard gave inaccurate information in company advertisement, per Reuters. It is now down -4%.

Someone call the plunge protection team (ppt). SPY is down and they have some work to do.

@MadScientistFF I need napkins

You were just served this platter of food, what is your first thought?

@tack0305 @AnttiLehtonen12 @tallnfat @MichaelMOTTCM All time highs by end of next week on SPY. Glad inflation is over and everything’s awesome.

Getting tighter... #sp500.. yes it looks bearish.

@hammertimee @Mr_Derivatives You and I

@Mr_Derivatives I have a lot of cash on the sideline. I am objective. People who are all in the market and are down 50-90% will think that every bear market rally is the beginning of a new bull market. They are biased.

$MSFT 30 minutes ago bulls declared victory. Then the conference call happened. -7% peak to trough reversal. Always. Wait. For. Guidance.