Adam Warlock's Golden Eyes

Your boss wears more makeup than RuPaul, unironically loves YMCA, and does a double hand job dance.

@ChiRuxinBGO You could just shut the fuck up if you don't know what you're talking about.

I’ll say it… I have no clue who George Gervin is or was in regard to basketball. 🏀 I’m not the biggest NBA fan but I’ve never even heard of him before all of this “Iceman” nonsense. Not sure why the uproar in regards to Caleb Williams attempting to make a business decision that it sounds like Gervin should have attempted before. Williams, his family and his business team owe nothing to Gervin. Go get your paper if you can!

In a rivalry game that lived up to the hype, Iowa hands Nebraska more misery, 77-71. THE HAWKEYES ARE GOING TO THE ELITE EIGHT! Bennett Stirtz scored 20, Tate Sage 19 off the bench, and Alvaro Folgueiras made more big-time plays with 16 points. Pryce Sandfort had 25 for Nebraska. Iowa is going back to the Elite Eight for the first time since 1987. Lowest Big Ten seed to ever go this far. The 9-seed will play Illinois or Houston. Wow! Photos: AP

NERDS ONLY!! IF YOU’RE NOT A NERD KEEP ON SCROLLING BECAUSE YOU WONT CARE OR UNDERSTAND………. SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHY!!! #superhero #villian #marvel #dc #anime

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it?

The PS1 Final Fantasy Era was Peak...

@PaulTassi What a waste of everyone's time! Looks just like the movies with a nice GoT depression filter thrown over it...

well, that is certainly Harry Potter with new actors

See ya later, Florida 😏 Next stop: Houston 🕺

This is what Syracuse's logo looked like the last time Iowa beat a No. 1 seed

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

@marvel_updat3s It was beyond amazing, but 2 years is getting awfully long-in-the-tooth for a cliffhanger second season!

2 years ago today, ‘X-MEN ‘97’ Season 1 premiered on Disney+.

@SenJohnKennedy You're so fucking stupid it's almost impressive. Willful ignorance like you posses is hard to ignore, asshole.

You’ve been smoking a doobie if you’re willing to ignore the fact that President Biden admitted millions of people into our country illegally. That clearly undermines the sanctity of our elections. The SAVE America Act would help earn back the American people’s trust.

@WUTangKids What a bunch of stupid, brain-dead, deserving assholes... the motherfucker in charge was telling you exactly this the whole time you kept lining up to vote for him. The facts were readily available and plastered everywhere around you, but you thought your stupid ass knew better?

LMAO cry some more….you morons got exactly what you voted for and now go enjoy that bankruptcy!

No reason why anyone should work past noon on a Friday

We honor Wunmi Mosaku #BlackWomenRule

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

Sinners has wrapped up its theatrical and award show run. And what a run it was. I wrote a collection of six essays on it. 9500 words 🫠 With illustrations provided by @/bigsamart1 on IG. Available to read for subscribers of the Jenkins and Jonez Patreon Patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez

Big Muthafuckin Ludwig

Put Sinners back up in 70MM for everyone.

It’s a disservice to Michael B. Jordan and all the Best Actor nominees to continue peddling the lie that Chalamet lost because of his comments on opera and ballet. Voting had closed. Jordan deservedly won because his performance and presence garnered more enthusiasm from voters.