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@ashtray_puppy It curves to the left so it just hangs down the left leg in slacks or shorts. With jeans or more fitted pants I have to bunch it up and stuff it into the left leg of my pants. Maybe I should be going to a tailor to have the crotches taken out but who knows.
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@janicesghost Ladies is it a red flag if your man is constantly injecting his penis with his son’s blood
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Hey fellas how many dates are you waiting to ask for her vaginal microbiome report?
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fucked me up so bad
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What’s a scene from television or film that really traumatized you?
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They don’t! It’s an optical illusion!
Bryan@_bryantrujillo_
skinny guys always have the craziest pipe, like HUH 😭😭
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If it ever comes out that Mrs Met’s costume is augmented with foam padding around the hips I will literally kms
Julia@jquadddddd
Whose son is out here on Mrs. Met’s instagram demanding to see her feet
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@labruja_medusa I’m a proletarian with no class consciousness, if only somebody could educate me on Marxist theory
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i hate men who post hog just for attention 💔 no links no promotion no wishlists just straight posting hog for fun
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