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If she’s chopped I’m minced

@Cherry_Pins 4

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Reading Buffalo ‘66 reviews and getting violently angry

Five Nights at Freddy’s is an allegory for an office job

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Pussy so good she got me talking bout parallelograms

the worst thing about living in new york city, and the reason most people leave, is that there are literally zero long john silver’s locations here. did you know that? none. when i lived in kentucky i used to dine like the prince of the open sea. didn’t know how good i had it

who tf is keeping Long John Silver’s in business

@kaaatbrat will put “good vibes” music on and it’s Lil Peep, boygenius, and Sufjan Stevens

Bluey takes place not in a universe where dogs are people, but where people are good people

@kaaatbrat 🎵 White TraShing wItH YOOOoooouuu 🎵

@natalienoodIe He’s the embodiment of bad millennial sarcasm humor and I hate him with my whole soul

I want to choke Mikey Day to death.

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