John V

@Arcfunmi Short people?

Every home should have one of this

@GilliRoth @FightHaven If more people were like Sikhs, the world would be a better place.

@FightHaven Um, Sikhs are the kindest and most protective people in the world. I would trust a Sikh with my life.

@realstewpeters @KevinPurdy16 that is a publicity stunt 100%

Here we have Lady Gaga and Helen Mirren BLATANTLY flashing the satanic “devil horns” hand sign to each other. Nothing to see here…

@CNN War is come.

President Joe Biden made an unannounced visit to Kyiv to meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Watch his whole speech here: cnn.it/3xCxk6w

@mugshawtys I can fix her.

allegedly decapitated a man during sex and continued to perform sexual acts on his dead body and mutilated his corpse with a bread knife, then put his severed head and penis in a bucket and other body parts in a crock pot

@clownworld Pay your rent.

@OrwellNGoode Latinos make death metal with bands like Goatpenis.

@MarioNawfal Grab the knife, bury it in the table, and tell them that we all get half an apple each.

Are you part of the 6%?

@TrappiYT There is one for 62 bucks on reverb

@GretaThunberg But you can't recycle pizza boxes.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

@elonmusk Right, but how sustainable is it?

Let that sink in …

And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol

@russellcrowe Erf

Where am I now ?

@Independent Who and what?

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@elonmusk Doesn't matter what it is.

Who decides “The Current Thing?” Real question. I don’t know.

@jJQackiee @wmwms224 'anatomically correct' and the boy has been mutilated with circumcision.

Then They Came for the Kids.

@ElijahSchaffer He has really small teeth.

Congrats!

@bonappetit I remember when you used to be good.

When’s the last time a chocolate chip cookie surprised you? Because this one might just become your new favorite. bonap.it/pHOKxOD

Passive income bro

@POTUS I wondered what all this media flurry was. ‘Murica doing what it does best, messing with other countries for its own benefit

The United States stands with Iranian women and Iranian citizens who are inspiring the world with their bravery. This week, we will impose further costs on perpetrators of violence against peaceful protestors. We'll continue to support the rights of Iranians to protest freely.

@BrugesGroup Careful, you wanna still have a nice place to live after all, potable water is really a good thing.

We have untapped energy potential beneath our feet and beneath the seas which surround our island. To bring down the cost of energy, we must urgently increase supply with onshore fracking, and offshore drilling in the North Sea. Energy Security, not Net Zero, must be the goal.