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@dearemon 免疫系統：這一把既分高下，也決生死，你和病原體之間總得死一個。

骗免疫系统打高端局是吧

軍樂隊版《Y.M.C.A.》會是什麼樣？有中國網民用SUNO剪了一個出來。 高讚評論是「开头像迪士尼早上开门时候那么热闹！」 原始地址：bilibili.com/video/BV1trLG6…

@TripInChina 在大部分中國人看來，一個外國人到了北京要是聽「勸」敢挑戰豆汁兒，那差不多就有類似的效果了……

If you come to Beijing, you must try Douzhi, the most famous snack in Beijing. Huang Renxun's success is not accidental; he has excellent self-control. Remember to share it with your friends and make sure to take a video.

@kejimao The Japanese have made very little progress in these areas; it seems they intend to wait for other countries to make breakthroughs in these fields, and then use their existing patents in the end-user layer of hydrogen energy to cash in.

@kejimao The Japanese are simply looking for a shortcut, betting everything on simple technologies that convert hydrogen into energy. However, the core of hydrogen energy lies in how to produce hydrogen efficiently and cleanly, how to transport it safely, and how to store it long-term.

The automobile industry has been the engine of Japanese prosperity for generations, the sector that absorbed the nation's best engineering talent, generated its largest export revenues, and anchored its industrial ecosystem. Japan's long-bet on hydrogen fuel-cell technology, while scientifically elegant, has diverged ever further from the global mainstream, leaving Japanese automakers with obsolete expertise while Chinese, American, and European competitors scale up with new technologies quickly. The consequences extend far beyond market share statistics. Without a credible transition to electrification and intelligent driving systems, Japan faces not gradual decline but the prospect of precipitous replacement in its most consequential industry. Unable to climb the value chain into higher-margin domains, Japanese manufacturing is being forced upstream into narrower, more defensive positions—supplying components rather than systems, parts rather than platforms. In the brutal competition of global markets, this upstream retreat translates into shrinking profit margins and diminishing overseas revenue, accelerating the very decline it seeks to arrest.

@dearemon 有沒有鍛煉價值先不說，搞不好還要付出慘重代價的。

西班牙以无锻炼价值为由，取消了和中国男足的比赛，我靠，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈

@Caesar211701 @Vicky22955256 襄陽跟南陽本來是一個盆地的，到元朝才被劃分成兩個獨立行政區，你說他是什麼文化圈呢？

@duketassad_3 @Vicky22955256 襄阳呢

记得有句话：天上九头鸟地上湖北佬。要不说湖北人聪明呢。一个小学文凭因犯罪进了监狱的人，监狱五年冷把自己监成了高材生，真正的高材生。出狱后以超高的才智成为了复合型人才，高智商犯罪人，且两次犯罪两次做客今日说法。要不是运气差点真就成事了。这才是真正的强者从不抱怨环境，👍🏻牛人也！

@linfengle @chn_mustermann 資本家如果不SB那為什麼會賣出絞死自己的繩子呢？還不是「以為」有得賺嗎？

@chn_mustermann 那些资本家都是sb么？做赔本的买卖？当年特么共产党搞计划经济都饿死人，老百姓买什么都凭票。你们是中国最大的贡献就是别特么瞎管

2张图告诉你为什么中国政府为什么不允许地方电视台或者私人公司购买世界重大赛事的版权：如果不是政府管制着，中国的资本会盲目地以最离谱的价格买下版权，一转头国内球迷不买账，最后自己倒闭违约，再赔一大笔钱😅 我都不敢想象没有共产党管着，中国人会把中国糟蹋成什么样🥹

@CigsMake The vast majority of Chinese cigarettes are made from flue-cured tobacco, so people who are used to blended cigarettes may not be used to the flavor of Chinese cigarettes. youtube.com/watch?v=XDPY0Q…

So true

@klauszou 其實青山剛昌自己都畫過自己被一板磚拍死的惡搞四格。

突然到我都不知道该说啥了，以前曾经开玩笑说过可能青山之类的创作者都挂了柯南还没完结，现在真的遇到了心里真是难受啊。😭

😳😭😢🙏🙏🙏

@stevehou Chinese netizens usually call this song "Music of King of Know Everything Breaking up the Enemy's Front".

They had the People’s Liberation Army military band play the YMCA at the end of the State Banquet 🤣

@JiaweiShen2568 這是福布斯自己的攝影師被特勤局特工驅趕

偷感真重 从视角看像是谁拍的？

@JiaweiShen2568 因為鹵化銀顆粒比現在最小的感光單元還要小得多，超過8K真是易如反掌。

大家能看到的迈克尔杰克逊那个thriller MV 非常高清 但那不是AI修复 迈克尔杰克逊当初开创性地使用35mm胶片拍摄 它的修复上限就会很高 轻松应对4K画质 只需要把当年的原始底片从片库拿出来 放到现在的4K或者8K扫描仪上 重新扫描一遍，就可以了 标准35mm胶片的物理信息量 等效于现在的4K到6K的解析度

@EricLDaugh 擱我家這是要被筷子打手的。

🚨 LMFAO!! Look at the faces Elon Musk is making right now while taking photos with Apple CEO Tim Cook at the Chinese State Banquet Omg 😭 Elon is a GEM, our favorite autistic billionaire ❤️😂

@dearemon 美式霸凌和中式霸凌的區別— 美式霸淩： "Hey Jensen! We threw a super awesome party and invited everyone else except you!" "kàn lí niâ ！" 中式霸淩： “尊敬的马斯克先生，我们将在发改委召开一个意义重大的特别会议，请您务必出席.” "Hey guys! What are you doing? I'm here for a meeting!"

哈哈笑死

@say_so51856 @tongbingxue The French made an indelible contribution to American independence, yet all they got in return were all sorts of jokes created by Americans that mock France.

@tongbingxue USA saved China during WW2 and helped China numerous times after, and all USA got in return was hate propaganda and subversive warfare against it.

A Chinese peddler asked for a light from an American soldier, in liberated Tengchong city from Japanese occupation, Yunnan province, Oct.14, 1944, By US Army Signal Corps, collection of NARA.

Douyin is a magical place

@Juan_de_Fonseca @hoshinofujivy 你再聽聽葡萄牙語的呢。

@duketassad_3 @hoshinofujivy 原詞發音是「五路外」

清朝人画的乌拉圭国旗