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Hong Meiling ~ Gate Guard
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Hong Meiling ~ Gate Guard
@dumbasstone
What you see is what you get with me! Gate guard for the SDM but I also do garden work!
SDM, Gensokyo Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@OsoroshiCentral 「 Upon being given the pot... she instantly kicks it hard, if it doesn't shatter from the kick it breaks away and dissolves into the lake she kicked it into 」
"Disgusting..."

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@dumbasstone 🧥: Okay, I’ll just not pass by anymore.
[Nobukazu looks around, gives a pot of 5-alarm spicy chili to Meiling, and runs away, screaming]
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"... I shower regularly man cmon-"

ambien@nekoradio666
touhou tier list based on how much they reek
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@OsoroshiCentral "No, I didnt, and that doesnt exclude you from doing that at all"
「 ... If he doesnt back off he's asking for a fight, in her books 」

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@dumbasstone 🧥: You know I can smell it from a few feet away, right? Every time I pass by the SDM, my sense of smell picks up “BURNT TEA! BURNT TEA!”
//Meiling probably doesn’t take Nobukazu’s word, but he is correct; others simply don’t want to be mean!
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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ "Id be lying if I said I wasnt a lil annoyed but everyone has limits I guess... also behind you"
[ She points behind her, at her feet ]

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@dumbasstone ) Mh? Oh good thing.
You know Meiling, its good to know ones limits.
Arrogance and mindless rage will get you nowhere.
Im surprised no master of yours ever told you such a thing, mistress did to me.
Now.
I wont stop time. Fair and square. (


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@_Sakuyalzayoi_
"Oh! Sakuya! Perfect timing!"

Hong Meiling ~ Gate Guard@dumbasstone
(3/3) // I will take my time with this btw, this is just an excuse to get back into fight edits
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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ [ meiling groans as she stops for a moment ]
"Fine fine, no time stopping then"
[ Shes annoyed but not too arrogant to keep going like this ]
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@dumbasstone ) Are you gonna keep insisting that you can strike me when i use my powers or are you gonna give up?~ (
She teased as she looked over her shoulder.

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@OsoroshiCentral "And why are you, a stranger, smelling me exactly?"
「 Ooooh shes not happy- 」

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@dumbasstone 🧥: Meiling, you smell of burnt tea and what I remember coffee smelling like from when I was studying magic in the Levant, circa 1642.
//Fun fact: This 600yo man speaks classical Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, English, Spanish, Old Tengu, and Yiddish! He’s been around a LOT of people
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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ [ And again... And again... After a few more attempts however Meiling stopped ]
(2/2)


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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ "Tsk!"
[ The gate guard having been taunted rather easily leaped forward as her leg spun around ]
"Time stop or not I can at least hit you!"
[ only for the most predictable thing to happen ]
"Wh!-"
[ Unless you are Meiling of course ]
(1/?)


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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ "Are ya sure? I can handle it if you do"
[ She says rather insistently, shes even bouncing on the spot a bit ]

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@dumbasstone She checked her watch while balancing a knife on her finger.
) Mmmh. . . I do have some time.
So just this once i will spar with you, Meiling. Not abusing time stop of course. (

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@_Sakuyalzayoi_ "Its simple, I got a bad feeling in my gut-"
[ Wouldnt it be better to see Patchy for that? ]
"-Incident bad, I just need to make sure I'm in top form for it, so please spar with me for a few minutes!"

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@dumbasstone ) Oh Meiling. What are you doing? (
Sakuya had came up for her usual check up, now wondering what Meiling was doing.

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@IyoBanditKing "I train yes but that doesnt make me some muscle head that doesnt know basic manners and hygiene"

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@izayoi_jemos "Nahhh, my lady is powerful but something about reimu and marisa working together... I dunno, its almost unfair"


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@dumbasstone I heard it was more misty as opposed to stormy, but yes...
It upsets me that I wasn't in Gensokyo to see the Scarlet Mist Incident.
Maybe we would've kept it around if I was here to pick up your slack.~
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I can say at the very least that I had nothing to do with the torrential downpour.
#1 yharon fan@xlphen
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@GirlsSecretRoom // Its taken up both of my drive space /j
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@dumbasstone It's formally known as the scarlet devil mansion.
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@GirlsSecretRoom // Said the muse from the gay gay homosexual gay club
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