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Why is Amazon putting commercials on Spotify about how great they are to their employees like I’ve never heard any story ever. I can’t afford Spotify premium so I know people who work at Amazon.

A man at my bar after trying to convince me and another waitress that clinical depression isn’t real: “If you take away anything from our conversation know you spoke to an advocate for mental health”

If I’m wearing my back and or knee braces do not ask me what wrong with me because: A.) you’re not entitled to that information and B.) I genuinely don’t know. Instead why not ask if I’m feeling okay or if I need help with anything

@Kitty_Cat_Caity I genuinely had no clue to this day so thank you for your help, I will now be falling down a Wikipedia hole.

@dumbdumbnbroke I know this is super old now but I actually found this tweet while searching for an answer so: It refers to a lung condition called talcosis that some clowns end up with from inhaling the talcum powder that they used to use to set their makeup

I was watching these drag queens and they used the term ‘clown lung’ and as someone who is very bad with powder this worried me but the internet was not interested in telling me what that was so.....

Depression and anxiety suck together because I’m convinced I left the stove that I didn’t even touch today on and it might help to go and see it’s not on but getting out of bed is not happening right now so I’m stuck with this wriggling thought in the back of my head

Cats are a lot like the Mona Lisa, they’re always looking at you

Just told my counselor about fanfiction. I can’t wait until she cancels our next appointment

Every once in a while I’ll meet a guy and he will be absolutely shocked that women have personality and interests. Like you think it’s crazy I prefer subbed to dubbed? I think it’s crazy you’re a straight ex-cop who has seen ouran highschool host club.

Sometimes self improvement is letting the empty water bottles in your depression room pile up instead of coke cans.

Not me watching a show about homicide deceives and being sad about the murder.

One of my professors for a class I’m currently in followed me on tiktok and if he’s asks me about it today I’m gonna say I’ve never heard of the app

I think this means that though I come off weird and a little crazy I don’t come off mentally unwell when in actuality I am all three

A real life human just told me I’m the most mentally healthy person they know rip.

I want to start carrying around cute little gifts to give to people who are nice.

I have an issue with overusing retail therapy as a coping mechanism and feeling bad about it while spending all my money so now every time something bad happens I’m gonna have my roommate tell me how much money I can spend on fast fashion.

My roommate and I were sitting in our colleges art building and a girl with a great outfit told us we should join the fashion club. Not to be dramatic but this is the confidence boost I’ve been waiting for.

I’m going to lay here on this couch watching doctor who until someone physically stops me

In experiencing a depression but I really think making a bad decision will help. Usually they’re financial and my way to circumvent it is to ball out at the dollar store but I don’t think that’s the move rn.

I just found out bats aren’t birds. Very upset about this information but have decided not to investigate further, as it can only lead to more heartache.

If anyone is curious about how my life is going, I just deleted my bank app so I could redownload tinder.