nathan

straight people saying saltburn traumatized them

family members asking about my love life like bitch i’m chopped and fat as a house it doesn’t exist omfg!!!

azealia banks has the username iiwasinthee212 bc 3 years ago my account with the username iwasinthee212 was banned (not clickbait) (emotional)

i’m the only one in my office who has seen hbo girls

i just started levitating

@qandjuice i will be making a mii of you naked can you post a reference pic for that too please? thanks in advance

it brings me great joy to be on people’s mii islands. however, it has made me realize it might not be common knowledge that i’ve got a beard right now. don’t worry, it’s going away soon, so no need to change anything. just thought you all should know ! #thisisme

@qandjuice @_Mathsy @mothmanlovesyou when will we finally let ouroboros die

@_Mathsy @mothmanlovesyou oh my god i’m finally gonna watch ouroboros

we are the daughters of the losing dogs mitski couldn’t bet on

the guy training me at work being the first gay guy i’ve enjoyed platonically in over a year

When it comes to sexting my brain is writing checks my body can’t cash

porn with no storyline should be outlawed

open relationships are never a good idea unless they directly benefit me

DONT PUT CASINO BUTTER DIRECTLY ON THE STONE!!!

looking for some boy butt tonight

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

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like i win sorry