Craig Henderson

Happy New Yea....aaaa...fuck.

@AngelaBelcamino That is a good point. But we really could have done without that post.

You really think what Donald Trump said about Robert Mueller’s death is the same as going after a private citizen like Chuck Norris for being a Republican? Not even close. You can’t compare the two.

@TheAKGuy @0liviajulianna You're certainly forcefeeding her some ratio.

@0liviajulianna I can’t tell if you took a break from overeating to write this.

I deny all accusations of veganism

@mistressdivy Depends what you do for a living and what you consider a client. Otherwise, that's just damned odd - never mind forward.

I stopped by my office today because my boss said I received a care package. Do you consider this gift from one of my clients a bit forward? 🤷🏻‍♀️ what to think..

@bourscheid Funny, as much as you hate him, you have still expended more energy on his passing that anyone will do so for yours. So, you have already betrayed that you have thought about him - even in hatred.

Chuck Norris is dead? The same one who endorsed pedophiles Donald Trump & Roy Moore, propped up the Obama birther conspiracy, was outspoken in his hatred for gays & Muslims, and was obsessed with Netanyahu, guns & Mike Huckabee? I’ll save my thoughts & prayers, thanks.

@IfindRetards Fat bodied girls make the rockin' world go round.......

I think we should all start using this slur. Unintentionally based

A retard refuses to use the word "obesity," refers to it as "the O word," and says she will use "fat bodied" instead.

@mistressdivy No, because it is unfertilized.

so when we eat eggs are we eating a chicken’s fetus?

@Hunter_Eagleman "I Like Ice Cream" and other deep thoughts by Joe B.

“Where am I?” 🤣

@glenn_tunes We don't really know this, now do we? Without any identification, there really are no great ways to audit the results.

I still find it funny how Americas voting systems worked well for 44 presidents but suddenly went bad when Trump lost an election 🤔

I'm well above average.

@ThrillaRilla369 A potato.

What goes well with chili? 🥣 and you can't say crackers

Amazing advancements happening in British cuisine.

@WombleFlyBoy @Handre Fact is not all economies fit. Just because it works there does not mean it will work here. Also they are not completely socialist. And got some weird capitalist socialist mix . They are also not responsible for major innovation in the last 100 years either.

@Handre What a load of bollox. Fact: all the Scandinavian countries are socialist, their citizens are very happy and financially comfortable thank you, other happy socialist countries exist. You don't understand socialism, which is hardly surprising for a white racist South African.

@Mericamemed Those fingernails tho... I fully and wholeheartedly get behind the sentiment of wanting to to that - but point blank at an engine block isn't too wise.

If 10mm doesn't work 9 would

@ZOrtiz99 I've never understood the aversion to carpet in big bathrooms. Carpet is incredibly nice in bathrooms! Just don't have it around the toilet and use a shower mat just like you would a bare floor. Use a short pile. Warm in the winter, makes the bathroom not so loud too.

Carpet doesn't belong in bathrooms. Everything else is a 10/10

@dinosaurs1969 In 1700, they would have executed us all.

in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this

@IfindRetards Disappointing to realize there are a large number of retards on "our" side of the isle as well.

Can't believe I have to say this every time I feature this retard. THIS IS NOT THE ACTOR. He is a very well known retard on X.

❤️ if you think Morgan J Freeman is a radical retard.

@ThrillaRilla369 ******barf*******

Does anyone else remember this candy?

@Oceanbreeze473 It was a lesson to never take off your shoes in public. Ever.

Happy birthday Bruce! But tell me - Was Die Hard an action movie, or Christmas movie?

@Rothmus They really are going for equality.

10/10 headline