Dan Semple

If you have ketchup on a bacon sarnie rather than brown sauce there's a 99% chance you sit down to piss.

@BigBearKentlaar Youse ain’t winning the league your gonna BOTTLE it up to ras

QUADRUPLE THEY SAID 😭😭😭

Crowd fight at #ChisoraWilder

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

🚨 Arsenal’s last two games… 🏆❌ Carabao Cup: lost the final vs Manchester City. 🏆❌ FA Cup: lost quarter finals vs Southampton.

@SouthamptonFC @MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup From Quadruple to treble and now to double, ( if Care is not taken) it might later end in trouble 😂

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Congratulations to former #thfc midfielder Victor Wanyama, who has announced his retirement! 🍝🇰🇪 “WANYAMAAAAAAAA….oooooo!”

🚨BREAKING: After multiple Arsenal players were withdrawn from the international break due injury concerns. Max Dowman was sent home from his P.E lesson by Steve the supply teacher. — @HandofArsenal

In the last 48 hours we’ve had 12ton of Kit Kats nicked, Scott Mills has been sacked and Matty Healy hasn’t had his bins emptied and sent his mam on the case 😂

Players who disrespected their home Country over Club football.

🚨Roy Keane on Arsenal withdrawing players from international duty: “Letting Arsenal win the league would be a disgrace. Everything they do goes against the game — from set-piece ‘tricks’ to pulling players from international duty. And watch, it’ll be a bigger story than when other clubs do the same…..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

Declan Rice, Bukayo Saka, Martin Zubimendi, Piero Hincapie, Gabriel and William Saliba have all left international duty. Arsenal estimate that they will all recover from their injuries the day before their next match.

🚨The criminals who faked injuries for their country ✅Even Leicester City never did this William Saliba 🇫🇷 Gabriel Magalhaes 🇧🇷 Leandro Trossard 🇧🇪 Eberechi Eze 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jurrien Timber 🇳🇱 Bukayo Saka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Noni Madueke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Piero Hincapie 🇪🇨 David Raya 🇪🇸 Martinelli 🇧🇷

Wondering whether Arsenal might have to call off their FA Cup tie at Southampton. All these injuries they're getting over the international break...

Arsenal players on international duty:

So, purely coincidence that almost every Arsenal player is leaving their international training camps to return home having ‘picked up a slight injury’ Not even subtle.

Should not play for the country again if they cannot respect international duty in a a World Cup year. Pathetic. Madueke gets a pass. He is actually injured. But the other 2? Disgusting, disrespectful.