Kad 3-8

@Phantomthe55th @GrahamSpiers Why not tell him what you really think Phantom?

@GrahamSpiers Your mother hates you Graham. You’re a fat specky unemployed lifelong fucking burden on the poor woman. Thanks for the update though.

Some free punditry here from my mother, 97, a Rangers fan, on tomorrow’s title decider in Glasgow. “Now Grahamy, I’m telling you. I’ve been watching Hearts on the telly and they can score goals. I know you know Martin and all that but I believe Hearts might beat Celtic tomorrow. Derek McInnes is a good manager and I think Hearts were so unlucky the other night. I think Hearts can do it.” I’m doing three BBC gigs over the next few hours but if anyone fancies having my mum on instead, just message me here.👍

Squee!! I'm so excited to announce that my zebra head is coming today!!! Waited over a month for this thing and it is literally the perfect addition to my apartment!!!

@ChigaCzr PSG 4 - 1 Arsenal

New and LAST cast! Only in it for 2 weeks, then a walking boot for God knows how long. I'm feeling better with some support.

@elonmusk The left think Elon is Hitler, Hitler was a socialist, the left love socialists. Therefore, the left loves Elon.

Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler

@Orangefleece @dannywallace My sister’s street has a WhatsApp group. I can think of nothing worse than engaging with my neighbours in any way. 🤣

@dannywallace Your street has a what's app group !!! What kind of neighborhood stalking is this ?

Just took a massive swing on my street's WhatsApp group. Huge risk. Nine minutes have gone. No reactions. Will probably move.

@Bunny_ngl Chessington

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@ScttC72 Imagine the attention that lad will get if Muscat ever does manage us though. 🤣

Frightening how many people actually think that was Muscat in the Rangers end last night 😂

@elonmusk When is this coming to the UK????? 🇬🇧

10B

@I_am_a_gimp AOL wasn’t big in the UK (maybe the A makes that obvious?) but we used MSN messenger when I was younger and it felt like the coolest thing ever!!! Or did you have ICQ (I seek you) in America? That was a really cool system too but you had to link to people directly.

Klee624 was my name

@I_am_a_gimp What a film!!!!!! But there seems to be a distinct lack of subtitles for this specific gif. 🤣 Genuinely wondering why! As someone who lives in Scotland, I totally get it, but the US uses the word differently. We’re such a precious species. 🤣

Watching 'Tropic Thunder'

I’ve seen this site and honestly it annoyed me a bit: bettingmaths.co.uk — not because of the site, but because it shows how much of betting is just maths. Bookies understand margins, probability and risk, while most punters are left guessing.

Getting ready to head out for surgery, will update later in the day when I'm out.

@KaiGWatson Imagine how loud the shouts will get if he does a decent job there though. 🤣

Really hope this happens, mostly so I don’t need to see any more Gerrard to Rangers shouts.

@BM1972_ I actually quite liked Ejaria. Still not got any idea how he ended up leaving Rangers the way he did but I would have preferred he stayed at the time.

Fuck me I did not expect to see him again 😭

@Iknow_thisone Are you a thought? 💭 🤔

Riddle for you 🧠 I speak without a mouth. I hear without ears. I have no body… but I always reply. What am I? (No cheating 👀)

@silverbull0707 @moaltcoins @TrollFootball2 This is the big issue with VAR. Contact doesn’t mean it’s a foul, contact that doesn’t send you down can be a foul. Yet, contact followed by throwing yourself to the deck (aka diving) seems to guarantee a decision. It just changed where the cheating happens, hasn’t eliminated it.

@moaltcoins @TrollFootball2 pathetic.... no matter what, he just threw himself on the floor, EVERYONE see it..

Spain: Our VAR is the worst. England: No, our VAR is the worst. Türkiye: Hold my Rakı (this was given as a penalty)

@ChadSteingraber Sounds like supply shock talk to me. 🤷‍♂️

Yes. ✅🥂

@I_am_a_gimp Make some mess!

@dundeediamond Cute idea for the extra paint too...

Perfect day to paint!!