Shit at Smalltalk

@spoonitoria I'd send one back

Royal Family will start sending Tikkies

@MattyJoe_ @trashmatsuit Yellow shorts 🔥😎🫡

🤳

@jamzap95 You could make my butter melt whilst it's in my actual fridge 🫣🫣🫣

😝

@itswords_ Might be a medical issue in need of a physician's or dermatologist's consultation & prescription so 🤷🏽🤔

Y’ALL KEEP SAYING DRINK WATER FOR CLEAR SKIN BUT ALL I GET IS PEE!!

@samueljenkinson 🫡😎

Used the lush snow fairy again

@Suzierizzo1 The Handmaid's Tale got their juices flowing, instead of sobering them up...

What is up lately with older men thinking that it’s okay for them to come up and try to hit on girls that are at least half or three times their age.They were telling him they didn’t want to talk to him,but he just wouldn’t take no for an answer and that’s a huge problem!

@ShegunTweets Cookie? 🤓😎

like mother, like son, the apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree

@kumxem I know. 😘😎

If someone tells you, “you’re weird,” what would you reply with?

@Here_s_Hoping Turn it into a quilt or have bits sewn onto a 'plain' summer dress.

Dilemma. What do I do with these embroidered pillowcases ? They were given to my mom at her wedding. They were embroidered by her grandma, my great great grandma. My mom never used them because /she “couldn’t ever replace them” after her grandma passed. She kept them in the linen closet in the house I grew up in. She gave them to me when I got married and yes, I’ve also kept them unused in my linen closet for 20 years. I don’t want to get rid of them (I won’t). Do I use them or keep them safely store me for future generations to not use, either?

@notcapnamerica How many cheeseburgers do normal people eat a year to save themselves from that many excess calories?

You’re never going to get me to give up cheese.

@sacha_coward We need more photos of you wearing fairy wings 🤗

This is me. If you are mean to me, this is who you are being mean to.

@samueljenkinson Did you find your perfect kebab in the end?

I have I’ve walked over 60 kilometres this weekend…

@petezslims "La la la la laaaah... The boys are waiting..."

📺 🎥 Eastenders This scene in Eastenders it’s giving this song : My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge.

@THINGEO I am smelling it through my phone. How?! Make it make sense!

Pub garden summer is here 🤮

@TheGayEdit That is how I try to keep my algorithm gay and light. When I need actual news, I will look for it.

Do you agree??

@cokee33cakee How to slowly and creatively handle sex fiends...

im cryingggggygg what is this omfg

Gimme some of that sweet thang. 😏

@tujaponesfav Exciting view 😎

Morning

@jeffreycarterx Regular.

What would you call this body type?? Be honest

@melaniedoak I bet that high viz guy is on the incel pipeline…

When you wake up in the morning and think how can I be the biggest wanker in Australia today?