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Duris Holmes

@duris

John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.

New Orleans Katılım Mart 2009
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Duris Holmes@duris·
@scienceguy2k Unfortunately I got about half the size tenders and half the fries I used to get at Cane’s too. Still like it.
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Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a . . .
@duris Raising Canes and Popeyes. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Chick fil a is reducing the size of their chicken sandwiches. I find it curious that Popeyes doesn’t have spinach on their menu.
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The European mind will only comprehend America when they try to go to Chick-fil-a tomorrow
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@geyer_s It’s like I don’t even think about it until I think about it on a Sunday
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W. S. Geyer@geyer_s·
@duris lol. Heck, Duris, it sometimes blows my mind. Especially when I’ve mistakenly tried to go on a Sunday, and I live here.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
The Dank Knight 🦇@capeandcowell·
Elon should buy Canada and gift it to the U.S. for its 250th birthday
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Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
Ok Jeep people, I need another ruling. Are Wagoneers allowed to do the dashboard ducks?
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Success in last child not wanting to be a lawyer either
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Only took me 34 years to remember Czechoslovakia isn’t a country any longer (insert anti-Yank snark here)
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Duris Holmes@duris·
Have a Thule two bike carrier that goes in the receiver hitch, free to good home
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I just successfully covered a bowl with Saran Wrap
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Recommend a guest.
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Woooo, we’re winning the World Cup Eh, it’s just a friendly JFC, we’re going out in the knockout stage #USMNT
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Duris Holmes@duris·
Listening to “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner. One of my fondest memories is in high school when the hot girl told me the song reminded her of me. Except we were in the car with my mom. The side eye she gave me still pierces my soul.
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@predictanalyst Yeah, I meant group. Honestly think they’ll make it out though. Well, hopefully.
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