Duris Holmes
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Duris Holmes
@duris
John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.
New Orleans Katılım Mart 2009
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I don’t really follow baseball much anymore, but I have and always will hate the Yankees
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@DietCoke_Esq Look, after 40 years of doing this BS… (though I know when to shut up)
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Someone almost pulled out in front of me, then pulled up next to me at the next light and apologized, and I think I have a brain tumor
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If I had tried this with my wife, she would have found three other guys to get her out of there, and I would never have seen her again
New York Post@nypost
The sinister dating trend where women say men abandon them in the wilderness: 'he left me alone to test me' trib.al/JIKadwx
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Chuck Norris isn't dead, we're all dead. Well, except for Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.
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@BruceB010 Hope the kid in 6th grade who teased me with that song is in prison now
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Out here with these poor kids at Wednesdays at the Square who never knew the joy of Que Sera Wednesdays
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His football knowledge and allegiance could be decisive
Ron DeSantis@RonDeSantis
If he comes out against Friday Night Lights then the Texas Rangers should just ship him to San Francisco and be done with it.
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@duris I'm mostly Irish, English and Scot. It's in my DNA for me to hate myself.
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I’m more Irish than anything and don’t care about St. Patrick’s Day. Wanna fight about it?
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@TopherNote Trace my lineage to some Scot “kings” and a whole lot of good that does me
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@duris Me as well, but I’m a lover, not a fighter. I just left the Irish Channel St. Patrick’s parade because a drunk woman stepped on my ankle and I had to hobble home 🤕 ☘️
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