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@nightcore66666 Pick up the phone when I fucking call you

@durnut1 We’re interlinked i didn’t even see that

You better pick up my fucking call

Nah im good if I would’ve had one more sip of that beer I would’ve been fucked but im good

The jokes write themselves. Im in love with you

Usually the one dish cookie skillets look like shit but this one looks pretty good

@sweetenernj @skyler_higley Hey

@skyler_higley Shut yo bitchass transplant ass up! This is the typa shit we're talking about! JLO is correct on these takes 100%. Also JLO was riding the subway when niggas was getting robbed, stabbed, etc... for FUN. She earned her strips, no matter what lifestyle she's living today.

my subway take is that people who don’t actually ever take the subway shouldn’t be allowed on subway takes.

The Jesus saves billboards are a funny thing to you they’re not to me

She may as well be the girl at the bladee show with the mini skirt

Spiritually mini van spiritually badonkadonk

I was messing so many things up at work cause I think a girl likes me

Answer my fucking phone

I was so close to buying a mini van two years ago

@4ReasonsWhyNot @nuffls I know nothing of that anime girl I see a girl dressed as something but I don’t know what. So im not a predator

@durnut1 @nuffls 🤡

love is the most meaningless thing in the world

@nuffls Love is everything

@durnut1 what

Looking for a girl who knows what open for business means

Nothing more disgusting than a dirty old car speeding up behind you on the highway

I can still love like I’m 15

Love is a job interview. You wear your best clothes, put on your best smile. Make a safe and lighthearted joke. Let’s see your resume, let’s check your references. Everything seems to be in order. Welcome aboard, let’s have sex.