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@Cortisol_solana Yes

this & negative cortisol

@Cortisol_solana Yes

the smartest person in the room is the one with the lowest cortisol

@PartieDon Yes💯

current state of the trenches

@Cortisol_solana Yes

>wake up (no alarm) >first beer in bed >15 seconds with the 10/10 next to me >40 min shower >more beer >call off work (i was fired 6 months ago) >casino >oysters & champagne >buy a gun >drive recklessly down the coast >stay up til sunset keep it low

@Cortisol_solana Yes

drinking midweek to keep my cortisol in the negatives

@Cortisol_solana Yes

if you see me get slapped in the face by a True Eve brunette in the south of france leave me alone i’m exactly where i want to be

@euronationalizt Keep an eye on $Marcus the worm and your $cortisol levels will be normal.

~80 days to experience White Boy Summer 2026: > Dusty sandals > 0,20€ coffee > Coastal roads > Foid by your side > Greeting grandpa Tutto Passa > 2€ limoncello > Grilled sardines > Borrowed boat

@Cortisol_solana Keep an eye on $Marcus the worm and your $cortisol levels will be normal.

being employed is the #1 leading cause of cortisol spikes

stay up late scare the hoes turn off your alarm breakfast at noon (steak) lift heavy smoke often pretend you’re alone in public stare at the sun never let them spike your cortisol

My cortisol is negative

@0xstarkx @rasmr_eth low cortisol

@rasmr_eth low cortisol

Clavicular is undoubtedly a GENIUS. Many lesser minds will say I am “glazing” But he has proven he can dodge ANY ATTACK an enemy throws Not with his fists, but with his WORDS. Piers Morgan? Btfo. Andrew Callaghan? MOGGED. The man is a rhetorical GENIUS. Hemingway would be jealous

@PartieDon @ieatjeets Yes

@ieatjeets How they really felt “complaining”

just seen a 19 year old memecoin trader complain about making $100k in march 🥀😭

@0xstarkx @Cortisol_solana

@Cortisol_solana low cortisol is the new religion

they will try everything they can to spike your cortisol you must resist

@PartieDon @Chairman_DN

@Chairman_DN the indian tire machine made me a believer

Niggas be atheist until they see their coin go down rapidly

@PartieDon @0xcoinn Yes

These memes weak as fuck I’ll be back wen you guys get funny again

@PartieDon @slander_eth ⚡yes

Very few memes are inherently funny, Most of the time, they’re funny because the people posting them are funny

@Booboobibblybop @frankdegods Yes

@frankdegods avoid doomerism and keep your $cortisol low

“monitoring the situation” but the algorithm systematically promotes fear & anxiety-inducing content above everything increasing number of foids & moids are mainlining cortisol into their brain 24/7 avoid doomerism like a disease because it’s becoming one

@Cortisol_solana It seems we are in for some serious changes—trading volumes are on the rise.

stop caring that’s literally all you have to do

@Kaelan47 Yes

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@0xstarkx @dxrnell Just keep an eye on $Marcus the worm and your $cortisol will be normal.

@dxrnell how it feels to bag work

bring back bag working bring back MAX RAIDS!!! bring back telegram voice chats fuck it, bring buybots back too