— 𝓐BBOT.

i love you like the moon loves the stars.

oh i don’t know . my sister told me to wait outside and that she’d ‘ deal with me later ’ ( he mutters , despite giving nicotine gum to his coworker , he’s pulling out a stray cigarette . ) .. not my fault .

oh — no . saschas my niece . i was takin’ care of her for my sister . i am *not built to be a father .

i’m here with freja . sascha smashed her fingers in the car door and she wanted to get them professionally looked at . .. kids , right ?

god . you’re so boring . here , take it . ( handing him a packet of his nicotine gum . )

well *i’m not at work .

do you not love your coworkers ?

i mean it .

deadly serious , actually .

gimme a kiss and i’ll think about it .

no nic gum for you .

more than a fist bump .

my gum deserves more than a high five .

that’s all ?

what do i get in return ?

no .