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Boomers inherited a country with a 30% debt/GDP ratio and left us with a 120% (and growing) debt/GDP ratio. They spent their entire life racking up America’s credit card bill, destroyed the dollar in the process, and now want a pat on the back for it.

Whats crazy to me is not just the elbow he got away with but the way he fell He didn't stumble forward, didnt try to gain balance, did not resist, just took his own legs out from under him and went straight onto his belly. Its just weird bro.

You WHAT?

@Dexerto The Full Police Body Cam is ABSURD 🤦

A few weeks ago, my co-worker (fat) told me he was depressed because he was having trouble meeting women. I suggested he download Hinge. I hadn’t seen him in a while because he was on vacation, and then I was on vacation after that. Today I saw him getting coffee and asked how it’s been going. He said he’s been on 18 dates in 3 weeks. I thought he was lying, but then he showed me his phone. He wasn’t lying he had 31 matches. Every single one of them was fat and ugly, but he had 31 matches. I wasn’t gonna say anything about that, but then he said: “Listen man, I know they aren’t models, but neither am I. These girls need sex too.” At first I thought, wow, that’s gross. But then I was like, I gotta tip my cap dude knows his role and is taking full advantage of it. The only thing I just thought about is: 18 dates with fat chicks? How much money did this dude spend over the last three weeks? Lmao

Oklahoma City is the Israel of basketball

not a mystery, house prices are up 40% because we increased the money supply by 40% to save boomer 401ks during covid. we sacrificed the young on the altar of the old.

Can't be missing a home run ball right at you when you have a glove 🤦‍♂️

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I. 1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

TIL Javon Kinlaw uses the word “shit” in place of commas and its awesome

Become ungovernable

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

Went back and watched every BTJ Target from his rookie year to see if there was anything there an a viable path for him to be a true #1 in this offense +He was a lot more confident over the middle he didn’t slow up and short arm at all that season +Ball tracking on deep shots is unreal dude is special in that aspect +on drags and clean releases you can see the 4.3 speed. Runaway speed is there when he has time to build it -His ability to catch through contact just isn’t there. To many passes dropped when a defender makes contact with him while bringing in the ball - Him and Trevor are never on the same page with Fade/Backshoulder plays While his stat line was good as a rookie I don’t think a ton of it was tangible like #1 stuff. Tons of manufactured touches/runaway routes (Drags,overs) If he’s able to play through contact better and get whatever tips he has over the middle over with I think we can work in those run away routes and he could be a legit monster in this offense

Get ready to learn school buddies

Dude was getting ready to fall over before anyone even got near him. Wack af

Over the course of the past week we went from "zoomers need to live within their means even if that means living on PB&J" to "boomers shouldn't have to pay property taxes because sometimes it prices them out."

The Dodgers top prospect got hurt by a…. dog?

Texans fans are so weird. Jags and Texans played for a total of 120 minutes last year. The Texans held a lead for a total of 31 seconds Everybody knows who’s the biggest threat to that team is, no matter how you slice it. AFC South runs through Jacksonville

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up