DUNCE

Amazon need to stop fucking promoting overnight if they know they can’t do it tf!

Another unrecognized $5.99 to Apple

we used to be a country

Half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal.

Arsenal fans throughout every season: August to Dec - “Best team in world wallahi bring us Madrid, Barca and PSG NOW!” Jan to Mar - “I’m not convinced but as long as we get it done idc” Apr - “it’s time we start having honest conversations about X, Y & Z… also #ArtetaOut”

this is the kinda shit you hear a roman general ignored before losing 98% of his legion

A shriveled-up geriatric pussy. When we think about the bigger picture, all the ex requested were for them to stop talking about her annually.

flirting with a girl who hates her boyfriend is so fun

This pass Rice wanted to play is way above his pay grade. You’re not Bruno lil bro

5 out of Eze’s 6 league goals have been against Tottenham. After his hattrick vs. Tottenham, he went on a league 15 game goal drought, until he played Tottenham again. After his brace vs. Tottenham, he is now on a league 4 game goal drought.

If Pep Guardiola cannot beat Liam Rosenior, someone who has been humiliated in almost every big game he’s played, he needs to either be sacked or resign. Simple.

You can’t watch football with your eyes and say Declan Rice is better at playing football than Bruno Fernandes. It’s not possible.

"Pvssy yaah guh dead!" 😂😂😂 So embarrassing..

No longer a question. 8/8 IS the title.

KFC looks different.

Money cant buy taste, class or decency. That video at AC was another reminder of that

Let’s be serious for a second… how did Declan Rice become this mythical player? This has to be the most overhyped footballer of this era. Man scored two free kicks vs Real Madrid over a year ago… → and somehow got promoted to Ballon d’Or conversations overnight. You’d think he dragged Arsenal to a UCL or something. He didn’t. What makes it worse? → his own fanbase keeps forcing him into elite debates → with ZERO numbers to back it → just vibes and emotions £105M signing… → and he plays like he owes nobody anything → no defining moments → no takeover games → no elite output Watch him closely: → sideways passes → safe decisions → corners and set-pieces → repeat That’s the “world-class midfielder”? Even crazier… → he doesn’t lead in ANY major stat → not defensively → not creatively → not offensively Yet somehow… → “Player of the Year” shouts? Relax. He’s not even Arsenal’s best player this season. And let’s be honest… → name ONE moment where you said: “If not Rice, nobody else in this team does that.” Exactly.

she the birthday piñata 😭

De Bruyne really held that ball, looked up, and delivered a through ball so precise it looked computer generated. Álvarez did the rest and the defender is still on the floor somewhere 😭💀