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@dxtr0_0

actively decaying

Katılım Aralık 2017
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i deserve this for eating out on a friday
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statsmeister@statsmeister1·
Top CS2 teams by round win rate on each map (Big events, last 6 months)
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@engineerizer i’m all for chemical castration but sure, that’ll work
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he’s french tho
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its not procrastination at this point , im straight up not doin it
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@_derfcb3 sounds about right
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The Mentalist em resumo é... > chega na cena do crime > “foi o jardineiro” > “como você sabe disso, Patrick?” > “porque ele piscou duas vezes e tem calo no dedão esquerdo” > todo mundo: 😮 > Lisbon: “Patrick, você não pode invadir a casa dos suspeitos e roubar o gato deles!” > “mas o gato confessou” > Rigsby suspíra pela Van Pelt > Van Pelt dá uma olhada com julgamento moral™ > Cho faz uma piada seca e volta a ser uma estátua humana comendo pizza de abacaxi > Patrick hipnotiza um cara no meio de uma cafeteria e o faz confessar que matou 3 pessoas e um hamster em 2002 > Lisbon: “isso é ilegal!” > Patrick: “mas funcionou” > Lisbon suspira e vai fazer o relatório > plot twist: não era o jardineiro, era o papagaio da ex-esposa do primo do senador > Patrick olha para o horizonte, sorri e menciona o Red John do nada > cliffhanger > 7 temporadas > o assassino era o cara do cafezinho > profit
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@rashedov_ تعال عندي اصورك بالكراج
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راشد 😼 𓂆@rashedov_·
ستوديو بابل ولا ستوديو الجبيهه ؟ فيدونا يا اصحاب التجربة
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m@dxtr0_0·
@engineerizer a storm is coming for misogynists like you
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Lufluf@Luflufluf_44·
@dxtr0_0 Well I knew it’ll be horrible just wanted to test it I don’t even remember what was my reason but it definitely wasn’t worth it
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my hubris will never be my downfall, i am the most righteous man of god, all those below me are degenerate sinners
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@engineerizer gotta hand it to her, by far the cleanest woman desk i’ve seen
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عمر@Almahsere__·
شو الحل
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Lufluf@Luflufluf_44·
الخضرجي قعد يبررلي ساعة ارتفاع سعر الخضرة بعد ما قلت ايش وانا بس ما كنت سامعة السعر هههههههههههههههههه يعمي انجز مش فارقة
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m@dxtr0_0·
jeff buckley’s gotten me all soft and cuddly
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