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hey ummm so this is insane

Happy pride month to these queens

one of the most beautiful portrayals of female friendship

@amitlikhyani @MurrayHillGuy1 Ppl in southern california are more broke than they come off as. just insanely house rich

@MurrayHillGuy1 Austin has to be higher than Detroit. I think you are low on San Diego.

How much you need to make as a man to succeed in dating, by city: NYC $500K Miami $750K LA $400K Boston $225K Phoenix $300K Chicago $200K Detroit $175K Tampa $125K Philly $80K San Diego 150K Austin $110K San Fran $100 (Anthropic equity) Source: female friends & CPN metrics

@MayaTheGrenlim have you kissed a boy

I’m a 30 year old lesbian who has never kissed a woman. You’ll be alright, hon

@buffys @saintp1ss criminal

jules’s last interaction with rue ever being her smacking her to the ground……… #euphoria

@updaterosalia she’s gonna continue being a mean bitch

There was no conclusion to Magick’s storyline, as ROSALÍA’s character did not appear in the Euphoria season finale. 💔

@watchwithdiya @saintp1ss death is a kind of peace

rue bennett deserved grace. she deserved peace. she deserved happiness. sam levinson apparently disagreed. #euphoria

i need clarice lispector’s prose injected into my veins

oh this sweet sweet man

@WAY2222KUNT she is so talented

Her distinctive understanding that acting is at its core a very undignified profession makes her an unusually perceptive observer, archivist, & satirist of human behavior. It’s unfortunate that she’s consigned to starring in lukewarm focus grouped slop. She deserves EVERYTHING.

@chrisisclueless interesting, id say black ppl in pasadena baldwin hills and ladera heights are house rich, living in million dollar homes, while working v low income jobs - which doesnt happen anywhere else in the US

@dykerisk I think it’s wayyyy harder to matriculate professionally as a black person in California than it is on the east coast. So yeah we’re all house poor there.

The worst part of moving from Cali to NYC is that there is SEVERE lack of boosters in this city. Like damn everyone here got money?

@HotFryLover2007 they never smell like fish, they can get like a stronger vaginal scent but they just smell like vaginas. unless something is wrong

My vagina has never once smelled like fish is that like a misogynist myth or smth cause what

@statechxmps generational one

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀

@welovesweetboy_ yes, she is

but why tf does cassie like answering the door without looking through the peephole or window when she knows her husband got issues with a fucking armenian? is she stup!d?

@sandraohisgod unfortunately, it's a canon event

do not sleep with that 42 year old it will kill you

@emeyorX all while cassie wouldve left her d!e and been like 'sorry it's not personal'

Maddy sold her soul to the devil, all because of Cassie #Euphoria