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Dylan 🐦

@dylan6roberts

Once described as 'a better singer than Robert Mugabe'.

Penmaenmawr Katılım Eylül 2009
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I knew that I was gay when I heard David Guetta’s “Where Them Girls At” and realized that I didn’t really care where they were
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This was on a box of gloves at work. Can you spot the mistake?
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Dreamt last night that I was friends with Cynthia Erivo, but she kept calling me Adrian.
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I loved him in Mary Poppins
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@Variety Those stars are now doing mediocre TV shows.
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On Hollywood’s biggest night, where were the movie stars? The #Oscars had the wins and the speeches but the star power was missing. No Meryl Streep, no Tom Cruise, barely a glimpse of the A-list. When Nicole Kidman and Barbra Streisand showed up, the room lit up, proving how much the ceremony was missing real star power. variety.com/2026/film/colu…
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He always looks like he's been hiding in the train bogs from the ticket inspector.
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I love the really early morning news for the mistakes.
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Far too many people don't know the difference between Euler diagrams and Venn diagrams
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I got to look after these two thugs yesterday.
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Me to Mam: They found some Doctor Who episodes. Mam: Which Doctor? Me: William Hartnell. Mam: Ooh, that's your era. So i've disowned her.
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