Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

@damien_thrash @Solohitemup23 @Omowale99949437 😂😂😂

@Solohitemup23 @Omowale99949437 He sure asf cut the check after this 😂…. youtu.be/iEo5X-aNg4A?si…

Because Rick Ross is an on wax tough guy. He's lost every physical encounter he's ever had. -Trick Daddy and crew chased him off stage and beat up his manager at Miami Nights -Jeezy and crew beat him up and snatched his fake chain at the 2012 B.E.T. awards -50 Cent and crew beat up his "goon" Gunplay at the same 2012 B.E.T awards -Drake had some meth head yt boys beat Ross and his crew up in Canada #Pathetic

@josh_uglyasf For those who couldn't understand what she was saying:

Bird brains will always yap

@x__Tears__x Don't quit football.

@LoudPackDaGhost @elonmusk

@elonmusk Tom deserved an Oscar for this performance:

A glaringly obvious double-standard

@la_lettre_a_ Man. Timothy McVeigh looks rather annoyed.

La pauvre elle va passer une soirée de merde

@Soaringeagle45 38????? Eeeeeyikes! 😬

Let’s enjoy the day!!! 🤣😂🤣 COLLIERVILLE MOM DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY OPENING “SIDELINE SANGRIA STATION” AT YOUTH SOCCER GAME COLLIERVILLE, TN — Parents arriving at Rose Soccer Complex Saturday morning expecting Capri Suns and awkward small talk instead found what witnesses described as “a full-blown brunch winery experience with shin guards.” 38-year-old Brittany Calloway was reportedly escorted from a U-9 girls soccer game after allegedly setting up a folding patio bar beside Field 3 and selling “small batch mom juice” out of a monogrammed cooler during the first quarter. According to witnesses, Brittany arrived at approximately 8:12 a.m. wearing oversized sunglasses, a floppy beach hat, and a shirt that read “IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE, KEVIN.” She allegedly unloaded a collapsible table, two fake ferns, and a handwritten drink menu from the back of a white Tahoe with a “Powered By Pinot” sticker on the rear window. Authorities say the menu included: • “Collierville Cabernet-ish” — $9 • “Minivan Moscato” — $11 • “Pinot Grigio & Childhood Trauma” — $13 • “Ref Whistle Riesling” — $15 • A complimentary refill for any parent whose child got put in as goalie “for character development” Police say Brittany also had: a battery-powered blender, a ring light, a Venmo QR code taped to a pumpkin spice candle, and a Bluetooth speaker blasting early-2000s Kelly Clarkson on repeat. One father told officers, “I honestly thought she was part of the tournament sponsorship.” Another parent reportedly became concerned after her daughter asked, “Why does Chloe’s mom have a happy hour menu next to the orange slices?” When approached by officers, Brittany allegedly insisted she “wasn’t technically selling alcohol” and claimed parents were simply “donating toward emotional recovery.” “She was incredibly committed to the theme,” one officer stated. “She had punch cards. She offered us a loyalty program called ‘Sip Happens.’” Witnesses say Brittany remained calm while being escorted away, though she allegedly attempted to hand out one final mason jar labeled “Silent Carpool Sauvignon.” Despite the interruption, the Collierville Lady Fireballs went on to win 5-2, although several parents admitted they had absolutely no idea what the score was by halftime...

@thelinedrive @PhilDL616 @CeeHawk

@PhilDL616 @CeeHawk Like if A’mare Stoudmire gets in there really is no argument to keep out any MVP.

It didn’t help at all

@hypersonic_soul Christy Marks

Started modeling at just 18 Soon became the OG among baddies Guess the legendary actress name 💕

@Sheogorath82050 @ayeejuju "He's slightly on the spectrum...."

@ayeejuju The full post is even worse

@lazzz_o I don't know you from a can of paint but...

My mood after realizing I successfully raised my little brother, got him through HS on honors, sending him off to college, and was able to give him my old paid off car as a starter car. I really did the damn thing man!

@SteveFlembo @mphoramabule2 Yeah but judging by what's going on in the video, it wouldn't have been much.

@mphoramabule2 Was anyone else waiting for flying brain matter?

She dropped her husband off at his side chicks house for his birthday and then told him she wants a divorce , No drama just courage

@DJRTistic Sexual Eruption - Prod by Shawty Redd

Name a song from a producer that sounds almost nothing like their usual style. Like, you had to triple check the credits to make sure you read it right

@Pimpin_Llama420 @AFpost He literally told Kevin Hart Soul Plane was the worst experience in his life involving a plane

@AFpost Same nigga that would cry about 9/11 jokes

Pete Davidson made a joke about Charlie Kirk’s assassination when roasting Tony Hinchcliffe before calling Ye a “gay Nazi.” “Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that’s he’s definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.” Follow: @AFpost

@BattleRapBum AAALLLLLRIGHT that's enough outta you 😂

moms was on sesame street givin up the cookie

@luv1bun "Meanwhile in the Russini household..."

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@LiveStreamCLPS @Akademiks @AkademiksTV @kick @ChudTheBuilder @Kick_Champ @NickClipper Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be for DJ AKADEMIKS to call you a piece of shit???

DJ Akademiks weighs in on Chud The Builder situation: “Chud, you’re a piece of sh*t” “Somebody should humble you quickly” 😳

@Timbrow22145721 @LiviSymone 😭😭😭😭😭

@LiviSymone Ok that’s enough internet for today Big Luther say Goodnight Big Luther:

I have nothing nice to say

This nigga clearly got hacked 😂

And you don’t like bbw’s because??🤨