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@dylanjamesoff

26 | cancer | i write about art & politics

🏳️‍⚧️Los Angeles, CA Katılım Aralık 2017
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receding sun
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2mg of estradiol in 4 months not making me look like 1971 Elaine May i guess ill kms
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@depletedShe the way they ask if that’s what lindsey sounds like and then spits out the best lindsey graham impression ive ever heard
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fly high Lindsey
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71 year olds don’t just “die of cardiac arrest”. Something is clearly afoot #curious
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fujoshing to giovanni’s room
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Paper Moon is great btw because you get to hear Madeline Kahn say "big tits"
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dylan@dylanjamesoff·
SISTER’S BOYFRIEND REVEALED HES BEEN CHEATING ON HER AND BROKE UP W HER AT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DINNER
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for my birthday this year I would like to be told by every oomf that I have a smackable ass. don’t mince words.
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26!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do not believe the party selecting a replacement is a good option either
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dylan@dylanjamesoff·
thank you franklin graham
Franklin Graham@Franklin_Graham

McDonald’s has Happy Meals—but I can tell them how they can bring happy customers back! It’s a pretty simple recipe. Forget all the consultants and GO BACK to the things you used to do. Dump the kiosk-only ordering and have real people behind the registers welcoming customers with a smile and taking orders. A kiosk is cold—the customer becomes just a number. I don’t want to be a number, I want to be a person! Go back to focusing on fresh, hot hamburgers with melted cheese that make customers want to come back again and again. Go back to FRIED apple pies—permanently, not just for a limited-time promotion. We love them. And tell the world the best-kept secret that the fried pies are actually lower in fat, saturated fat, and calories than your baked apple pies! Who knew?! That’s it @McDonalds—advice from a hopeful, lifelong customer.

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spent the 4th force-feeding my mom clips of cornel west
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back in Mississippi for my bday and the first sight i saw after creeping into a waffle house at 7am was a drunk girl twirling and a little girl w no shoes on. mama is HOME
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I love The Archie comic with The Monkees
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